5.) “Seth I don’t think those little girls want to see your wiener.”
4.) “Seth. You must keep your hands OUT of your pants whenever we go to Target, the mall, grandma’s, etc.”
3.) “Sweetpea, just because an owl says, “Who” doesn’t mean all owls have ‘who-hoos.’”
2.) “Its nice of you to share but mommy doesn’t want your booger.”
1.) “Mr. Seth if you must wipe your nose tell me. DO NOT wipe your nose on a mattress in a furniture store while a salesperson is watching you.”