Seth has discovered that one of the joys of this whole potty-training bidness is that he has alot more “nakey” time. Meaning mucho access to the wiener. And that boy… he sure loves his wiener.

So last night he’s sitting on his potty with a finger on both sides of the base of his wiener. He’d push his left index finger into his pubic bone area and the weiner would lean one way. Then he’d use the right index finger to make it lean the other way.

After doing this a few times and completely ignoring my repeated requests for him the put the weiner away he exclaimed incredulously, “Look mommy! I hab a dancing wiener!”

And he was so very proud of himself. I have a feeling that Seth is going to be one of those kids who tries to light his farts on fire. Dear God. That will be a FUN future trip to the ER.