The past 10 days have gone alittle something like this:

Lower back pain? Check.
Feeling bloaty? Uh-huh..
Tired? Affirmative.
Crabby? Oh yeah.
Zits? You betcha.
Serious need for sweets? Bigtime!
Period? Late.

Oh where, oh where has my period gone. Oh where, oh where can it beeeeee….

Pee on a stick? Been there, done that.
Test says: “Not pregnant”
Lisa thinks: Ok. I guess I’m not pregnant. I didn’t sleep well last night and I feel sort of headachy. I NEVER sleep well the night before my period. And I always feel headachy the day before. It’s coming tomorrow, I just know it.

A few days go by….

Lower back pain? Still got it
All that other stuff? Still got it.
Pee on a stick? Still doing it.
Test says: No dice.
Lisa thinks: Whuh? Ok. I bet its coming tomorrow because last night I didn’t sleep well and today I feel sort of …. blah, blah, blah….”

Its been 11 days…. I’ve peed on FOUR sticks! The fertility gods are totally messing with me… If I’m not pregnant that’s ok. That means I can still drink my Green tea, eat sushi and have an occassional drink and my regular morning soda. If I am pregnant… I need to know so I can stop eating candy and brownies for lunch and schedule my dr visit.