Tidbits and turn-on’s
Last week Rude Cactus (link is listed) decided to do a contest. The goal was to tell him something really interesting about one’s self. The person with the most outrageous or interesting tidbit of info won.
He picked a good winner. But one of the people that got a mention was a women who posted that she could lick her own boob. I read through the comments. Apparently many, many women possess this uh, talent(?).
Ok. I have never heard of doing this. Honestly, the thought to even TRY to do this has never even entered my mind. So I tell my husband. Here’s how that conversation went.
Me: You know I was reading Rude Cactus. Remember I’ve told you how much he reminds me of you…
Hubs: Yup. I remember.
Me: He had this contest… (I fill him in on the contest)
Me: One of the girls that got a mention stated she could lick her own boob. And there were tons of women saying, “Big deal. I can do that too.”
Hubs: (Giving me a “what’s your point” look.)
Me: So that’s not something I would have ever thought to do. Why would a woman do it?
Hubs: Because its hot.
Me: REALLY? That? Why?
Hubs: (Smiling at me like I’m a complete rube.) Apparently you know nothing about what turns men on.
Me: Apparently I don’t. Because how would that turn a guy on?
Hubs: Because its naughty.
Me: It IS? What’s so naughty about it. Its a boob. Big deal! From the way the comments were sounding, its not like women are getting that much out of it.
Hubs: Well, probably not. But its more for the benefit of the guy.
Me: Has a women ever done this for YOU before?
Hubs: (Looks uncomfortable but smiles sheepishly and nods.)
Me: (wondering if I should even ask who it was but not.) Was it really that big of a deal?
Hubs: Not really. I mean if you “wanted some” and I was really, really tired, this wouldn’t make me want to automatically jump up and do it.
Me: I still don’t get WHY a guy would find this arousing.
Hubs: Lisa, you need to go rent yourself some porn.
Its not that I’m uptight or a prude. (But apparently, I’m not all that creative. heehee.) So someone please explain to me WHY licking one’s own boob is that big of a turn on? Because, really, I just don’t get it.
Rude Cactus on 03 Feb 2006 at 1:39 pm #
Hrm. I’m not so sure why its a turn on. Some things you just can’t explain
Random Dude on 03 Feb 2006 at 1:41 pm #
I can tell you why men “think” it’s hot. Because most of those dumbasses were breast fed. This creates a false identity for the boob. It’s a source of food for the subconscious mind of a male and in the conscious mind it’s translated into something to behold. I’m a dude and I DO NOT think it’s hot. Unimaginative idiot men who need to watch porn have been conditioned to “think” it’s hot. Sorry sister, it ain’t hot, it’s useless. You know how that junk got started. The director of a porn movie told the stupid “actress” to do that and it launched a trend. The idea of one shmuck dictates bedroom behavior of someone from the opposite sex. How stupid is that!! Tell your hubby to quit watching that crap, be original and get real!
Kat_womanx2 on 03 Feb 2006 at 2:03 pm #
I think it has something to do with the fact that men like to see women pleasuring themselves…i.e. masturbation, etc…All men seem to have the “2 women” fantasy…and seeing a female doing herself kinda rates along that, plus just the idea of seeing a tongue there besides his own. Its also something that only certain women can do depending on endowment, so that has its perks as well…as for what turns men on? Who knows…it varies…but I can guarantee its usually something perverse…LOL
quinn on 03 Feb 2006 at 3:51 pm #
Sadly, the only way I could ever lick my own boob is if my neck had the ability to fold over on itself and my tongue grew about 8 inches. Melon-challenged, that’s me. And really, if we’re talking impossible dreams, I can name a different part of the body I’d choose to target…heh. Men are strange, strange creatures.
Emily on 03 Feb 2006 at 6:59 pm #
LOL, men.
Isabel on 03 Feb 2006 at 7:38 pm #
Should I even admit this?
Heck…
I have seen ONE porno (in college) and someone did it in the movie. So I knew it must be something that men like.
But “why” they like it? I HAVE NO IDEA.
Boys are silly.
Anonymous on 03 Feb 2006 at 8:04 pm #
I am with you…why, oh why, would this excite anyone? More importantly, how would you know if you could do this…well, I know how, but are you just sitting around one day and say to yourself “Hey, can I lick my boob?”
Dear Lord!!!
Gina on 04 Feb 2006 at 4:38 am #
That’s really funny. I don’t understand it myself. I agree with the wanting to watch women “pleasure” themselves.
melissa on 04 Feb 2006 at 9:49 pm #
random dude, I have a hard time thinking it’s because of breastfeeding. Simply because many guys of all infant-feeding-types buy into this boob licking thing. An observation, let’s say.
And no, I have no clue why that’s considered hot. Especially since they seem to have to fold a boob in halfies and then squish it to get to work. I’m going with the self-pleasuring thing.
Nap Queen on 06 Feb 2006 at 1:41 am #
Men, men, men….Some of their hairbrained ideas. Glad they have us to keep them smart.
Ranger Tom on 06 Feb 2006 at 1:43 pm #
Well, I’m probably an oddball, but that really doesn’t do a thing for me…
The only thing that really turns me on is a good healthy attitude and active participation.
Ok, maybe one wierd thing… Really nice hair.
Ok… I am a little wierd.
Dawn on 08 Feb 2006 at 1:27 am #
I suppose I could do this if I really tried. But honestly, if I wanted that, I could get Terrance to oblige me. Plus, I breast fed for 18 months. Nothing kills the “boob as sex object” more than having a child gnaw on your set for 18 months. I have seen milk Squirt out from places in my nipple that I was unaware produced milk. Not so hot!
Wicked Auntie on 23 Feb 2006 at 2:21 am #
You realize, of course, that I would dearly love to comment on this post - how could I resist? Yet as a legal and/or blood relation to the respective parties in question, the thought of doing so seems somewhat, er… icky.
Damn you and the moral quagmires you have unveiled before me!