Comments on: Lines that probably won’t get you laid http://midwesternmommy.com/2006/03/30/lines-that-probably-wont-get-you-laid/ Thu, 20 Nov 2008 14:36:28 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.2 By: Veronica Mitchell http://midwesternmommy.com/2006/03/30/lines-that-probably-wont-get-you-laid/#comment-668 Veronica Mitchell Mon, 10 Apr 2006 02:46:38 +0000 http://midwesternmommy.com/2006/03/30/lines-that-probably-wont-get-you-laid/#comment-668 Try belching "I want you." Try belching “I want you.”

]]> By: consise10 http://midwesternmommy.com/2006/03/30/lines-that-probably-wont-get-you-laid/#comment-591 consise10 Sun, 02 Apr 2006 01:28:33 +0000 http://midwesternmommy.com/2006/03/30/lines-that-probably-wont-get-you-laid/#comment-591 Oh my! You are Hilarious!!!! I couldn`t stop laughing at those lines! Oh my! You are Hilarious!!!! I couldn`t stop laughing at those lines!

]]> By: Iain Dughlais http://midwesternmommy.com/2006/03/30/lines-that-probably-wont-get-you-laid/#comment-588 Iain Dughlais Sat, 01 Apr 2006 17:23:56 +0000 http://midwesternmommy.com/2006/03/30/lines-that-probably-wont-get-you-laid/#comment-588 Hey, they'd work for me. Although what is it about American girls and leaving the socks on???<br/><br/>:D Hey, they’d work for me. Although what is it about American girls and leaving the socks on???

:D

]]> By: linlee http://midwesternmommy.com/2006/03/30/lines-that-probably-wont-get-you-laid/#comment-586 linlee Fri, 31 Mar 2006 16:55:33 +0000 http://midwesternmommy.com/2006/03/30/lines-that-probably-wont-get-you-laid/#comment-586 As I was reading this, hubby was reading over my shoulder. Next thing I heard was "ok TMI. We can't hang out with them again...loloolo" Of course he was just kidding. As I was reading this, hubby was reading over my shoulder. Next thing I heard was “ok TMI. We can’t hang out with them again…loloolo” Of course he was just kidding.

]]> By: Christina_the_wench http://midwesternmommy.com/2006/03/30/lines-that-probably-wont-get-you-laid/#comment-584 Christina_the_wench Fri, 31 Mar 2006 16:13:51 +0000 http://midwesternmommy.com/2006/03/30/lines-that-probably-wont-get-you-laid/#comment-584 Whoaaaa Lisa, you slut, you!<br/><br/>I usually get the rock hard push when spooning, as well as the 'amorous' tit reach-around grab. Apparently no words are needed. I should <b>KNOW</b> he wants it by these skilled moves.<br/><br/>Myself, I just look him in the eye and say, "Give it to me NOW." I'm a woman of few words. Whoaaaa Lisa, you slut, you!

I usually get the rock hard push when spooning, as well as the ‘amorous’ tit reach-around grab. Apparently no words are needed. I should KNOW he wants it by these skilled moves.

Myself, I just look him in the eye and say, “Give it to me NOW.” I’m a woman of few words.

]]> By: sweatpantsmom http://midwesternmommy.com/2006/03/30/lines-that-probably-wont-get-you-laid/#comment-583 sweatpantsmom Fri, 31 Mar 2006 09:44:29 +0000 http://midwesternmommy.com/2006/03/30/lines-that-probably-wont-get-you-laid/#comment-583 I'll have to post these crib notes on my headboard.<br/><br/>(Always sexy to appear to be reading when one is trying to get in the mood.) I’ll have to post these crib notes on my headboard.

(Always sexy to appear to be reading when one is trying to get in the mood.)

]]> By: melissa http://midwesternmommy.com/2006/03/30/lines-that-probably-wont-get-you-laid/#comment-582 melissa Fri, 31 Mar 2006 06:42:09 +0000 http://midwesternmommy.com/2006/03/30/lines-that-probably-wont-get-you-laid/#comment-582 #2 made me laugh water out of my nose!!<br/><br/>I think you should be getting laid for this fine display of effort. #2 made me laugh water out of my nose!!

I think you should be getting laid for this fine display of effort.

]]> By: MrsFortune http://midwesternmommy.com/2006/03/30/lines-that-probably-wont-get-you-laid/#comment-581 MrsFortune Fri, 31 Mar 2006 04:12:08 +0000 http://midwesternmommy.com/2006/03/30/lines-that-probably-wont-get-you-laid/#comment-581 Yup ... I think I could say ..... and ... :-) I haven't actually NEEDED to shave much since I've been pregnant. Yup … I think I could say ….. and … :-) I haven’t actually NEEDED to shave much since I’ve been pregnant.

]]> By: Isabel http://midwesternmommy.com/2006/03/30/lines-that-probably-wont-get-you-laid/#comment-580 Isabel Fri, 31 Mar 2006 00:45:57 +0000 http://midwesternmommy.com/2006/03/30/lines-that-probably-wont-get-you-laid/#comment-580 Us wives...we do what we can.<br/><br/>And I wouldn't even think about sex if I hadn't shaved my legs. <br/><br/>We have no lines at our house. We are sad that way.<br/><br/>(oh, and I'm too fat right now. I can't even figure out how other pregnant ladies even do it!) Us wives…we do what we can.

And I wouldn’t even think about sex if I hadn’t shaved my legs.

We have no lines at our house. We are sad that way.

(oh, and I’m too fat right now. I can’t even figure out how other pregnant ladies even do it!)

]]> By: Nap Queen http://midwesternmommy.com/2006/03/30/lines-that-probably-wont-get-you-laid/#comment-579 Nap Queen Thu, 30 Mar 2006 23:54:42 +0000 http://midwesternmommy.com/2006/03/30/lines-that-probably-wont-get-you-laid/#comment-579 Hee hee hee, i love #2 :) At our house, it's "Hey you, are you busy? You wanna do it?" Yeah, we're not creative. Hee hee hee, i love #2 :) At our house, it’s “Hey you, are you busy? You wanna do it?” Yeah, we’re not creative.

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