So on that last post I mentioned how Seth has decided he wants eight children someday. Melissa, of Sugared Harpy, commented that I shouldn’t let him near the Duggar daughters. I had no idea what this meant so I googled it.

Here’s what I found: http://www.jimbob.info/

These people have 15 children! 15! Apparently, this family is famous because Movin’ Mom said something about them too.

Wow. Now there’s a woman who REALLY likes to “put out”. My main question is this: HOW is her uterus STILL in her body? Wouldn’t it have dropped down to her knees by now?

Forget questions regarding an organized house. What I want to know is how does she and her hubby find time to have sex? Do they have their own landfill in the back yard? I would think you’d need one with all of those diapers. What does she do if she gets a migraine? What happens when a stomache virus sweeps through the house?

I have ONE child. And there are many days where I tell myself that if I can keep my last shred of sanity by his nap time, I will then find a steak knife and tie my OWN tubes. So this mother is obviously MUCH more patient than I could ever be.

The couple claims to be like most ordinary, average families. But, I found this little nugget on their site: “Michelle & I did not have any children for the first 4 years of marriage. We chose to use the birth control pill…. We then realized we had the same heart attitude about children as those willfully choosing abortion (wanting to make our own plans, live our own lives, children could be a bother or interruption).

Gee Jim-Bob, I might be complete moron but I don’t think ordinary, average people equate using birth control to having an abortion. Me thinks comments like these are reasons why you lost your bid for Senate.

And if you want a family this big, that’s fine. Its none of my business. But frankly, I’m scared to stand within two miles of you for fear of getting pregnant. You’re obviously one potent dude.

As for my son, someday I hope he finds a woman who will love and cherish him as much as he will love/cherish her. But if her last name is “Duggar”, I’ll smile and nod when I meet her — because I’m sure she’ll be a lovely lass but I will knock him out and give him a vasectomy when she’s not looking. Because I’m sure even doing that will still net them at least four or five children.