Does YOUR dog have enough "support"?
The other day while reading fun, interesting, well-written blogs, (Ya’ll have me ADDICTED, I tell you!) my son was in my office busily trying to wrangle one of my bras over the dog.
I let him continue because 1.) It kept him too busy to trash my office 2.) Abbeydog didn’t seem too irritated 3.) He was actually putting it on her the CORRECT way. When both critters heard the garage door open, Abbey “ra-rooo”-ed, and both bounded down the stairs where they met up with the hubby.
After a few minutes, Honbun finally came upstairs with a very puzzled look on his face. You could tell he was almost too scared to ask. The dog was two steps behind him, wagging her tail and sporting a white, standard regulation “over the shoulder boulder holder”.
“Why is the dog wearing a bra,” he asked.
“I guess Bunny felt Abbey-dog’s little boobies needed the support,” I countered.
But this makes us both wonder… if those deft little fingers can successfully hook a bra onto a squirming dog at the age of almost 4, what will they be capable of in 11-12 more years? (A two-second vision of holding a baby my teenage son sired. Can’t breathe. Heart pounding. Feeling faint.) That’s it. I’m going to lock him in his room and homeschool once he hits puberty.






Iain Dughlais on 07 Jun 2006 at 4:07 am #
oh god, dude’s got skills at that age. Good luck!
motherhooduncensored on 07 Jun 2006 at 4:16 am #
Heh. At least he’s putting it ON. ON is good. OFF? Questionable.
The Flip Flop Mamma! on 07 Jun 2006 at 5:19 am #
YIKEs! I’d be worried too, LOL. I don’t even want to think about what I used to do when I was a teen! When my kids get that age, I’m lockin’ them up too!
carrie on 07 Jun 2006 at 6:49 am #
I just choked on my water.
The visual that your story conjurs up is quite HILARIOUS! I can just imagine what my Hubby’s face would look like!
ruben on 07 Jun 2006 at 7:23 am #
hilarious! this kid will be a player!!!!
by then, the world may just need a new hugh hefner! look out!!!
nicolle on 07 Jun 2006 at 9:37 am #
AWESOME, at least he didn’t put it on himself! Sassy put mine on and proceeded to stuff it with a ball on one side and 2 stuffed puppies on the other!
Thanks for coming by! I squeal with delight everytime!
sunshine scribe on 07 Jun 2006 at 9:51 am #
Yes but can he take it off with one hand?? That’s when you should get worried
Funny, funny post
Christina_the_wench on 07 Jun 2006 at 12:21 pm #
Awww Grandma Lisa. Get up. I’m sorry. That wasn’t very nice of me. Cmon. No, you aren’t having a heart attack. (laughing)
Carrcakes on 07 Jun 2006 at 12:37 pm #
Oh no. You’re raising a P.I.M.P.
Jennifer on 07 Jun 2006 at 1:05 pm #
A few weeks ago, I was eating lunch at a place that had outdoor seating. We were watching all the people go by, and there were lots of dogs out with their owners. One greyhound went by, and his, um, “male parts” were swinging back and forth as he trotted down the street. It was impossible not to notice. I always think that unneutered animals are a sort of obscene looking (in a funny way), but this was BAD.
My boyfriend turned to me and asked, “Do you think he wears a jock strap when he’s racing? Because that’s gotta slow him down!”
Maybe we could sell our great invention in sets with a doggie bra, for the missus.
Mommy off the Record on 07 Jun 2006 at 2:54 pm #
Your son wrangled one of your bras over the dog and you didn’t get a PICTURE?? Gah, I’m so dissapointed.
*thanks for visiting my blog earlier–nice digs you have here*
Becky on 07 Jun 2006 at 4:11 pm #
LOL that is priceless
Andrea on 07 Jun 2006 at 4:34 pm #
I’m with Mommy Off the Record: you didn’t get a picture?!?!?
Yes, be worried when it comes off, not when it goes on. But from now on, I’m dressing in the bathroom, where my 2 year old can’t learn from how I put on my bra.
melissa on 07 Jun 2006 at 5:19 pm #
That sounds like a perfectly reasonable solution. I suggest beginning at the 9/10 age, when they start to go apeshit crazy.
I can just picture your poor dog wearing a lovely bra and the Bun’s proud, beaming face!
Dawn on 07 Jun 2006 at 11:42 pm #
With the leather chaps, maybe he can be a dresser at the Vegas shows…
Mega Mom on 08 Jun 2006 at 1:43 am #
You’re raising yourself a little Fonz
The Flip Flop Mamma! on 08 Jun 2006 at 2:24 am #
I tagged you on my blog! LOL
Wendy Boucher on 08 Jun 2006 at 2:37 am #
Very funny! Thanks, by the way, for commenting on my blog the other day. (when I met Izzy). I have spent two entire days switching my website host and blog service so I’ve been a little slow in my housecalls. Should you care to visit Fire on the Poop Deck again, I’m now at www.wendyboucher.com/blog.
See you soon!
Jess Riley on 08 Jun 2006 at 2:43 am #
What a hilarious story! I tried getting my dog to wear a spider cap for Halloween once, and she hated it. I don’t think she’d enjoy a bra.
quinn on 08 Jun 2006 at 3:07 pm #
Um, do you think it’s beyond sad that I suspect my dogs are all more well-endowed than I am?
Heidi on 09 Jun 2006 at 2:55 am #
It hurts to laugh, but I’m laughing. Hard.
Michelle on 10 Jun 2006 at 2:02 am #
So funny! I do not want to think about my little man even touching a bra, whether it is on a person or a dog.
Izzy on 10 Jun 2006 at 3:17 pm #
rofl…that’s hilarious! Just be glad your son wasn’t putting on his head like in “Weird Science”
Veronica Mitchell on 13 Jun 2006 at 2:55 am #
You had me laughing by the first paragraph.
Hmm. You knwo those electric shock collars they make for dogs? Hook one up to a bra and he’ll never want to touch one again. Of course, he’ll be in therapy for a long, long time.