Entertainment for all ages
Happiness is watching our Abbey-dog chase squirrels in the backyard.
Most mornings if I see one in the backyard helping itself to a morning feast, I say, “Hey Abbey” in an urgent stage whisper. That dog could be in a coma five states away and still hear me say that.
A split second later, you hear a “thunk” — its her jumping off our bed. And then you hear her race down the stairs. Usually, I wait until she’s at the back door next to me. The door has panes of glass that start foot from the bottom, so she can easily see outside.
Once she locates her prey, she starts whimpering. She’s just itching to get out there.
When I quickly open the door, she shoots out like a rocket. She runs up the steep hill in our backyard.
The squirrel gets this all too familiar “Oh SHIT” look in its eyes. It drops its breakfast and runs toward our retaining wall with Abbey’s breath warming its little brown/grey butt. She’s pretty fast and agile but she hasn’t caught one yet. (And that’s good. Because that little varmit might have a family to take care of. And I’d hate to see it get hurt. But it IS a pretty funny scene.)
Once she chases it up a tree or onto the retaining wall, she has to sniff the entire yard. She has the same bold swagger as the detective in a cliched police drama. She’s on to that squirrel. No critter is going to pull one over on HER. (Which is deliciously ironic to the chipmunks watching the entire production two feet from our patio.)
Usually, we all gather around the bay windows in our breakfast room to watch. Who needs Good Morning America or even Kelly and Regis when you’ve got that sort of entertainment?
I don’t know what we’d do without our Abbeydog.





Christina_the_wench on 09 Jun 2006 at 11:58 am #
This is hilarious. Well, mostly because we do something of the same thing with Harley and the doorbell. hehe God, cheap canine entertainment is great, isn’t it??
Dawn on 09 Jun 2006 at 1:11 pm #
I was just telling the story of how my cat brought me a gray squirrel when I was 8.5 months pregnant. Dead. And was he proud.
I had to wait until the fucker disappeared beofre I could clear the carcass off the porch. And they have bony tails, FYI.
Jenn on 09 Jun 2006 at 1:51 pm #
LOL Awwww pets….they are so amuzing aren’t they? I like to torture my cats by sayin “What’s that?!?!?” in a all excited whisper while they are watching the chipmunks on our desk through the sliding glass door. But HA they aren’t allowed out. So they just get all itchy and twitchy. LOL
sunshine scribe on 09 Jun 2006 at 2:32 pm #
That’s so funny. She sounds great. We’ve been debating getting a dog lately and you may have just tipped the scales
Andrea on 09 Jun 2006 at 4:04 pm #
That’s cute! But if she does catch one, be careful. That squirrel may do more harm to her than she to it. They can be mean suckers.
melissa on 09 Jun 2006 at 4:07 pm #
But was she wearing her bra?
Jaelithe on 09 Jun 2006 at 4:56 pm #
Can I borrow her to chase the squirrels away from the plants on my patio?
motherhooduncensored on 09 Jun 2006 at 8:29 pm #
Aw pets. Speaking of which. I need to go kick er I mean play with mine.
We’re so bad with our dogs since having a child. Ugh.
Linlee on 09 Jun 2006 at 8:38 pm #
Peyton does this too…he chases birds and hops at them like he’s going to really get them.
The Flip Flop Mamma! on 09 Jun 2006 at 11:26 pm #
how funny! My kid wants a dog soo bad. But I will not own a dog until we own a house!
Kristin on 10 Jun 2006 at 4:08 am #
we have 3 dogs… the labs are 5, and the mutt is 13 & is slowly going crazy… but, because we are small and mean, we think it’s funny!
Suebob on 11 Jun 2006 at 2:49 pm #
Goldie is half greyhound and will chase anything that moves. She keeps the yard free of squirrels, birds, gophers, lizards…and even things that don’t usually land there like crows, seagulls and airplanes. So far, thanks to her constant vigilance, no airplane has ever landed in the yard. One big “WOOF” usually takes care of it.
The squirrel plays games with her, though. He stands on the tall wood fence until he sees her inside the house. Then he jumps down BANG on the wood deck. She dashes outside and he runs up the tree with her on his heels. Then he throws himself through the air back to the fence and stands there chattering. I swear he is messing with her.
Nap Queen on 11 Jun 2006 at 3:22 pm #
Free dog entertainment is the best!! What kind of dog is she? Our heeler sounds very similar. She will run anything out of “her” yard. She can sit and stare into the trees for hours and not tire.
Spider63 on 11 Jun 2006 at 10:02 pm #
Our JRT loves to chase birds and cats that walk along the top of the wooden fence.
Heidi on 13 Jun 2006 at 1:47 am #
We have two Boston Terriers and a well treed backyard. It makes for good times.
Macey makes noises unlike any I’ve ever heard when she trees a squirrel. It’s painful, but she doesn’t stop and she will sit out there for hours staring up the tree.
She hasn’t quite figured out that just because he went up that tree, it doesn’t mean he’s coming back down.
I’d jump to another tree too if there was an insane little dog squealing up a tree at me.
Mrs. Chicky on 14 Jun 2006 at 1:41 am #
Ha! One of my dogs only needs to hear the word “cat” and she comes running from anywhere in the house to chase some pussy. Which is unfortunate for our two cats and for my daughter who is trying to learn the word “cat”. But I like the fact that I got to use the word “pussy” in a sentence without being dirty.
Twice, in fact.