Dear woman in the small bright blue Ford pickup truck,

As I was running errands on Friday, I saw you drive by. I got a kick out of your bumper sticker that read, “Caution, Irish psycho bitch on board”. It amused me greatly. Thanks for the laugh.

Lisa

P.S. Can I be your friend? I mean, anyone feisty enough to paste that sassy bumper sticker on their truck has got to be pretty entertaining and interesting — especially after a few drinks.