Top 10 phrases I’ll never hear in my lifetime
Posted on July 12, 2006
Filed Under Uncategorized |
These are the top 10 things I’m pretty sure someone will NEVER say to me!
10.) “Hi. I’m from Juggs magazine. I’d like you to be our next cover model.”
9.) “Awww. You look so cute when you’re angry.”
8.) “This is Nasa. And we just wanted to let you know… You’d make a fabulous candidate for the space program.”
7.) “Hi, This is the (insert professional football cheerleading squad here). And you’ve been selected to be a part of the squad! You can pick up your skimpy uniform this week. Oh and after we’ve taken a look at your figure, we’ve determined you’ll easily fit into a size 0 uniform!”
6.) “The fact that you flunked algebra, chemistry (by a 10th of a point no less) and geometry in high school is SOOOO sexy!” (And yes, I really did. How pathetic am I?)
5.) “Baby. You were built for speed.”
4.) “Lisa, I think you should apply to Harvard School of Business. With your business know-how, I’m pretty sure they’ll accept you.”
3.) “Oh mom, how will I ever repay you for all of the times you’ve had to put up with my whining, cleaning up my puke, or comforting me for two hours after I had a bad dream? Here’s an island for all of your years of care and devotion, mom. It is staffed by buff young men willing to cater to your every whim. But know that its a small gesture of how much I love you and respect you.”
2.) “Lisa. You’ve always been our favorite child.”
1.) “Honey. Remember how we argued the other day? I’ve been thinking… You WERE right.”
Comments
22 Responses to “Top 10 phrases I’ll never hear in my lifetime”
Leave a Reply
Archives
- November 2008
- October 2008
- September 2008
- August 2008
- July 2008
- June 2008
- May 2008
- April 2008
- March 2008
- February 2008
- January 2008
- December 2007
- November 2007
- October 2007
- September 2007
- August 2007
- July 2007
- June 2007
- May 2007
- April 2007
- March 2007
- February 2007
- January 2007
- December 2006
- November 2006
- October 2006
- September 2006
- August 2006
- July 2006
- June 2006
- May 2006
- April 2006
- March 2006
- February 2006
- January 2006
- December 2005
- November 2005
- October 2005
- September 2005
- August 2005
- July 2005
- June 2005
- May 2005
- April 2005
- February 2005
- January 2005
LOL this is too funny!!!
I’m still waiting to hear about how I was right the other day too
I feel ya on the “hey mom…” one. Of course Nut is only 4 months old.
I love it when my husband swollows his pride and says, “You were right.”
LOL
PS I am a Sag too!!
Great List! Maybe someday, your kids will say that to you…hey, there’s always hope! :0 A girl can dream.
I’m with you sister. The you were right? Haaaaa. Never.
Love it!
As for number 6, totally sexy. Spectacularly sexy, in fact.
lol…these are great. And don’t feel bad, algebra and chemistry were my weak subjects, too.
Cracking up over here!
I still hold out hope that one of my kids will buy an island for me someday, but in the end, I guess I’ll settle for, “No mom, there’s NO way I’m putting you in that nursing home. You can live with me.” If I can achieve that, I’m all good. Cuz I just don’t want anyone wiping my butt when I’m old, ya know?
Hi! Thanks for your comment on the Poop Deck today. You might notice that it’s 2:41 a.m. right now (for me). I can’t sleep. Argh! Anyway, thank you sooo much for looking for my book. You’ll have to order it (Amazon.com, Barnes&Noble.com and Powells.com are some options, or I can send you one myself). Cheers!
#11. “Leave your husband and run away with me to Paris”, whispered George Clooney as he undresses you with his eyes.
I’m pretty certain I’m right up there with you. Except the math. I’m good at math
Can I come live on your island? When you get it, I mean?
Oh, and my husband’s cousins bought their parents a trip to Hawaii for their 30th anniversary. It’s not the whole island, but it was pretty darn good, if you ask me.
What happened to the fortune cookie? I liked it.
You’re not pathetic for flunking the math and science classes. What’s pathetic is someone who LOVES physics and takes 3 physics classes, but still can’t pass the tests because the equation parts get her every time.
Oh, and I have some juggs, but I’m pretty sure they’ll never call me, too!
lmfao- i freaking luff you! you crack me up!
thats so funny! I don’t think I’ll be hearing any of those things in my lifetime either!
LOLOL i’m pretty sure i wont hear those things either! this made me laugh!
We can fantasize can’t we?
Hubby will never ever in a million years admit im right..
it must be against his religion or something
*sigh*
Too funny! I’m an only child but not sure if I’d qualify as the favorite…
I’d be happy if I heard #1 at least once in my lifetime. Or an “I’m sorry” without me forcing it out of him through whining, tears, pouting and angry temper tantrums. Those kinda ruin the apology.
Oh great…thanks for reminding me. I’ll never be in Juggs either. And I failed algebra too.
Number 1 gotta be my fav!