Comments on: 10 Things I’ll NEVER say… http://midwesternmommy.com/2006/07/28/10-things-ill-never-say/ Fri, 29 Aug 2008 20:51:24 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.2 By: Isabel http://midwesternmommy.com/2006/07/28/10-things-ill-never-say/#comment-1819 Isabel Thu, 03 Aug 2006 21:00:06 +0000 http://midwesternmommy.com/2006/07/28/10-things-ill-never-say/#comment-1819 I love the meth one. I can just see some Mom teaching her kid how to make it.<br/><br/>Classy. I love the meth one. I can just see some Mom teaching her kid how to make it.

Classy.

]]> By: ~d (tilde) http://midwesternmommy.com/2006/07/28/10-things-ill-never-say/#comment-1781 ~d (tilde) Mon, 31 Jul 2006 16:11:02 +0000 http://midwesternmommy.com/2006/07/28/10-things-ill-never-say/#comment-1781 OK-I have a little too close to home thing with number 2.<br/>Umm, when Thing 1 was born I told the husband that I was so glad to have a boy b/c when I get that phone call in 15 years (11 now) I am prepared to say: Mrs. X, I am so sorry you didn't teach your daughter about birth control, but you see, my son doesn't like condoms. He says it doens't feel the same.<br/><br/>Uuuhhhh. I was kidding-but only kinda.<br/>(crap, am I going to hell now?) OK-I have a little too close to home thing with number 2.
Umm, when Thing 1 was born I told the husband that I was so glad to have a boy b/c when I get that phone call in 15 years (11 now) I am prepared to say: Mrs. X, I am so sorry you didn’t teach your daughter about birth control, but you see, my son doesn’t like condoms. He says it doens’t feel the same.

Uuuhhhh. I was kidding-but only kinda.
(crap, am I going to hell now?)

]]> By: Kristin http://midwesternmommy.com/2006/07/28/10-things-ill-never-say/#comment-1773 Kristin Sat, 29 Jul 2006 20:36:16 +0000 http://midwesternmommy.com/2006/07/28/10-things-ill-never-say/#comment-1773 I was rolling with laughter until I got to #1... then I threw up a little in my mouth. ;-) I was rolling with laughter until I got to #1… then I threw up a little in my mouth. ;-)

]]> By: Jenny http://midwesternmommy.com/2006/07/28/10-things-ill-never-say/#comment-1771 Jenny Sat, 29 Jul 2006 12:19:43 +0000 http://midwesternmommy.com/2006/07/28/10-things-ill-never-say/#comment-1771 Ha! I love this! Also, clitoris peircing is sooo 2003. Ha! I love this! Also, clitoris peircing is sooo 2003.

]]> By: Mrs. Chicky http://midwesternmommy.com/2006/07/28/10-things-ill-never-say/#comment-1770 Mrs. Chicky Sat, 29 Jul 2006 01:58:12 +0000 http://midwesternmommy.com/2006/07/28/10-things-ill-never-say/#comment-1770 Dammit! Wine hurts when you spit it out through your nose. That was too damn funny.<br/><br/>Mmm... I'd like a piece of that W., MJ, Moore sandwich. Oh man, did I really just joke about that? Eew. Dammit! Wine hurts when you spit it out through your nose. That was too damn funny.

Mmm… I’d like a piece of that W., MJ, Moore sandwich. Oh man, did I really just joke about that? Eew.

]]> By: angie http://midwesternmommy.com/2006/07/28/10-things-ill-never-say/#comment-1769 angie Fri, 28 Jul 2006 23:53:20 +0000 http://midwesternmommy.com/2006/07/28/10-things-ill-never-say/#comment-1769 Wow I have been gone for awhile...<br/><br/>And #1 made me throw up in my mouth a little. I'll never forgive you for that. Wow I have been gone for awhile…

And #1 made me throw up in my mouth a little. I’ll never forgive you for that.

]]> By: Lisa Goldstein/Kelly Kelly http://midwesternmommy.com/2006/07/28/10-things-ill-never-say/#comment-1768 Lisa Goldstein/Kelly Kelly Fri, 28 Jul 2006 23:14:25 +0000 http://midwesternmommy.com/2006/07/28/10-things-ill-never-say/#comment-1768 George Bush, Michael Moore and Michael Jackson.... my head just exploded.<br/><br/>Very funny, and if any of those phrases slip into your posts in the future, I'll know you've had too much homemade meth.<br/><br/>Lisa G. George Bush, Michael Moore and Michael Jackson…. my head just exploded.

Very funny, and if any of those phrases slip into your posts in the future, I’ll know you’ve had too much homemade meth.

Lisa G.

]]> By: Nap Queen http://midwesternmommy.com/2006/07/28/10-things-ill-never-say/#comment-1767 Nap Queen Fri, 28 Jul 2006 20:51:07 +0000 http://midwesternmommy.com/2006/07/28/10-things-ill-never-say/#comment-1767 I know someone who did #8 :) Apparently, it makes sex better, but I'm not going to go there. I know someone who did #8 :) Apparently, it makes sex better, but I’m not going to go there.

]]> By: Christina_the_wench http://midwesternmommy.com/2006/07/28/10-things-ill-never-say/#comment-1766 Christina_the_wench Fri, 28 Jul 2006 18:52:51 +0000 http://midwesternmommy.com/2006/07/28/10-things-ill-never-say/#comment-1766 Wow, you had me until #1 as well. Scary nightmare thoughts. ~shivers~ Wow, you had me until #1 as well. Scary nightmare thoughts. ~shivers~

]]> By: Jenn http://midwesternmommy.com/2006/07/28/10-things-ill-never-say/#comment-1765 Jenn Fri, 28 Jul 2006 15:28:51 +0000 http://midwesternmommy.com/2006/07/28/10-things-ill-never-say/#comment-1765 LOLOLOL #1 is my fav!! What W doesn't excite ya huh? LOLOLOL #1 is my fav!! What W doesn’t excite ya huh?

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