Why our pizza guy needs hazard pay
Last Sunday evening, after jumping out of the shower, I decided to jot down some quick thoughts for an upcoming post. I was in my office doing a little nakey blogging. Its the latest craze, ya know. Ok. Maybe not. Honestly, I was too lazy to put on some clothes. (Sorry if those of you who know me have now gone momentarily blind from that mental picture. As for those who have never seen me in real life, pretend I have the body of a Playboy centerfold.)
The door to my office was open. (The office is situated upstairs next to the staircase. You can see the staircase as you walk through our front door. So from my office? I can look beyond the staircase out the front door to the porch. (The top half of the door is made of glass, hence the good visibility.)
The pizza guy was supposed to show up at 8:45 p.m. He ended up being 25 minutes early. In the 500 times we’ve had pizza delivered to our new place, the pizza guy has always been late. You know where this is going, don’t you….
So thinking I have at least 20 minutes, I’m typing away and Ding Dong…. Oh crap.
I haven’t moved that fast in a long time. Since my office has double doors, I hid behind the closed one.
Lisa, is that a sunburn on your body? Nope, that’s just the shade of intense humiliation. Yup. Its STILL there!
And I’m pretty sure the poor pizza guy saw me — as it was dark outside and the only light on in the front part of the house was my office light.
I hope Marc gave the poor man a good tip. He will need it to pay for the short term blindness.
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By Stephanie A., August 6, 2006 @ 11:31 pm
Sometimes I blog naked, too! I’ll be in the shower and a thought will just come to mind and BAM! there I am a’bloggin’ in the nude.
You’re so cute that I’m sure the pizza guy considered any peek he got to be quite a generous tip. I bet in the future your deliveries will be early, too!
By Lisa Goldstein/Kelly Kelly, August 6, 2006 @ 11:40 pm
That’s so funny. And I bet it was every pizza delivery guy’s dream come true to see a naked blogstress of hotness.
By Suebob, August 6, 2006 @ 11:59 pm
Sounds like a porno plot…bow chicka wow wow!
By melissa b., August 7, 2006 @ 12:30 am
I totally blog, talk on the phone, and work naked because of sheer laziness.
I’m positive that he should have just paid YOU for the peep show!
And, oh my god are you okay? ha!
By Alissa, August 7, 2006 @ 12:38 am
I’m laughing so hard right now…
I bet they won’t be late anymore.
By HollowSquirrel, August 7, 2006 @ 1:33 am
oh you dirty dirty girl.
Thanks for the laugh!
By Jennifer, August 7, 2006 @ 1:53 am
OMG I am dying here . I also have found myself blogging naked. A thought will come to me when I am showering and I run to my computer when I get out and start typing.
Did you learn a lesson?
By Jennifer, August 7, 2006 @ 2:32 am
I have never blogged naked… but that’s because I almost always blog at work. And that would probably get me fired.
But I do walk around the house in my underwear 90% of the time.
You know the pizza boy is telling all his friends about the greatest tip he ever got. They will all be fighting over who gets to deliver to your house!
By Shannon (Sentimental), August 7, 2006 @ 3:47 am
Oh now that is funny, what a show he got and for free…
By carrie, August 7, 2006 @ 5:44 am
Holy crap, I would’ve died! It sure figures that the pizza guy was early, he must’ve had naked-mom radar or something!!LOL!!!
Carrie
By Mommy off the Record, August 7, 2006 @ 6:39 am
More like pizza guy should have given Marc a tip! LOL
I think the mail man has seen me naked at least once. It’d be funny if it weren’t so embarrasing!
By sunshine scribe, August 7, 2006 @ 11:48 am
That is soooo funny. My friend once accidentally flashed her postman. She still blushes when the mail gets delivered.
By Christina_the_wench, August 7, 2006 @ 12:23 pm
Short term blindness my ass. Well, your ass really, but well, you know…
This will make a good nursing home story later in life.
By Iain Dughlais, August 7, 2006 @ 1:43 pm
I want tbe your pizza boy if it’s always that exciting.
By Pattie, August 7, 2006 @ 1:53 pm
Something tells me he might be delivering pizzas to your house even when you don’t order them….
By Jaelithe, August 7, 2006 @ 2:01 pm
I’m with Melissa and MOTR– he should have left you a tip
By Andrea, August 7, 2006 @ 5:10 pm
I figure me accidentally walking naked by a window I thought the blinds were closed on but weren’t is the reason some of our neighbors have moved out of our neighborhood.
I bet you’re flagged in the Pizza Place’s computer as a good “tipper”, not because Marc should have given more money, but for the eyefull. Maybe they’ll be early next time, too.
By Ranger Tom, August 7, 2006 @ 5:12 pm
We’re revealing a trend here… I too blog nekkid…
LOL
And I think the pizza guy got the greatest tip of all!
By Flybunny, August 7, 2006 @ 8:16 pm
Maybe I should try nakey blogging, it might make hubby more interested in my blog
Lovin your blog!
By Nap Queen, August 7, 2006 @ 10:29 pm
Oh hush! You totally made his day
By wendy boucher, August 7, 2006 @ 11:46 pm
Don’t we all have funny nakey stories? Yours is a hoot. Now Pizza Guy will have a good story to tell too. I wonder if he has a blog?
By Izzy, August 8, 2006 @ 1:40 am
Damn! you probably gave him the biggest thrill of his life — AND a great story to tell…lol. They’ll all be fighting over who gets to deliver to you guys next time!
By Mrs. Chicky, August 8, 2006 @ 3:00 am
Hee hee hee.
Snicker
HA!
The guy didn’t need a tip. He got to see you, buck nekkid. Whoo Hoo!
By Romancing Simplicity, August 8, 2006 @ 3:50 am
LOL isn’t seeing a woman naked tip enough? I’m sure he wasn’t struck blind.
By Tonya, August 8, 2006 @ 5:07 pm
Hilarious! I haven’t had any naked mishaps yet, so I figure my time is coming.
Bet you made the pizza guy’s day!
By Lisa Goldstein/Kelly Kelly, August 9, 2006 @ 9:29 pm
Hi Lisa, Just a note to tell you I added you to my blogroll. Sorry it has taken so long, as I have been reading for a while now…
Lisa G
By Poopydigs, August 11, 2006 @ 6:57 pm
He should’ve given you a tip.
Free show and all.
Love love love you blog.