Tweed
For quite some time, Seth has had an imaginary friend. His name? Jackson.
And all was well until the day Jackson started pulling the dog’s tail, hiding stuff, and throwing food. Apparently, Jackson was also the one who peed on the walls, wastebasket, and floor of the bathroom several times. Because when we’d confront Seth about such matters, he’d tell us earnestly, “Jackson did it.”
Yeah, that Jackson was a pain in the ass. So when he finally left for good, I was all “Yipee!” Jackson got the hell out of dodge a few days after Seth befriended a boy named “Jack”. I guess invisible Jackson couldn’t compete with real boy Jack who has a pool, plenty of trains and kick-ass swingset WITH fort. Go figure.
So this summer, we’ve enjoyed some Jackson-free time. There was no blaming the dog or Jackson for the general mischief. Actually, there wasn’t much mischief at all. Oh happy days!
But then we went to Mexico. (My God, will I ever stop talking about that trip?) Seth was thrown into an entirely new environment. New smells, sights, people, language, foods. Even the trees and sand were different. Finding yourself in the midst of an unfamiliar place and culture is unsettling to many adults. Most young children probably find it quite stressful too. But Seth showed little distress. He soon got over it with the help of “Tweed” — his alter ego.
While vacationing, he was jonesin’ for some kid contact. So by the second day of the trip, he was approaching other kids with a bit of our help. He’d engage them in long monologues (good Lord, that child is his father’s son!) about his Matchbox cars, his grandparents, and his cousins. He also loved to ask them, “Can you do this”? (insert silly noise or silly jump into the pool here.)
He’d eventually ask the child his or her name. And when they’d ask him his? He’d always answer, “Tweed.”
I’ve heard of guys giving fake names to chicks in bars, but this?
We soon realized that when Seth was being “Seth” he was shy and quiet but sweet. When he was Tweed? He was loud, outgoing, crazy, silly, and rambunctious. Like a dalmation on crack with ADD.
At one point I wondered if we left “Seth” in Mexico eating fishsticks with the homeless kitties we saw on the beach. Much to our chagrin, we apparently brought back Tweed. Tweed seems here to stay. But it hasn’t been all that bad.
The “Tweed” persona has helped Seth befriend several kids at preschool — on his first day. Tweed is having a blast at school. (Actually the kids at Seth’s school think his name really is “Tweed.”) Tweed loves adventure. He’s the kid who wants to run around and play soccer. Tweed tries new foods. Tweed likes cheese quesedillas and fried rice. Tweed? Even likes him some Lebanese food. (Riz Touk at Saleem’s in the U-city Loop.)
As our new routine has been established, life has settled down to a comfortable rate of chaos. Bits of our old Seth are slowly starting to resurface — though still infused with a whole mess of “Tweed”. But the past few weeks have been an enlightening and interesting ride. To say the least.






nicolle on 14 Sep 2006 at 5:42 am #
I say better Tweed than Jackson. Tweed doesn’t pee on the walls, does he?
Wouldn’t it be fascinating to be a fly on the wall in the mind of the child? How did he ever choose ‘Tweed’ as his cool-guy name? I think it’s wonderfully different yet slightly pretentious; perfect for trying out a new personality…
Reba on 14 Sep 2006 at 12:22 pm #
Opps. I accidentally hit the delete thing. Here is what I said.
It is funny what kids come up with.
Wouldn’t that be funny if the name Tweed stuck with him through all of school. That would be funny to watch him explain how he got his nickname.
Oh, The Joys on 14 Sep 2006 at 12:38 pm #
That’s kind of amazing, really!
There is a kid in our neighborhood who told his parent that his name was “Pi” the MINUTE he could talk. He has never answered to anything other than that since. I don’t even know what his real name is (was!)
Jennifer on 14 Sep 2006 at 1:04 pm #
I love psychology… especially child development. That is so interesting. What a great way for a kid that young to deal with shyness. I need to develop an alter ego!
Tweed will probably be his nickname for the rest of his life…. and I think Jackson moved into my house. Someone keeps peeing on the rug, tearing apart the garbage bags, and shredding the paper towel roll. Both the cats SWEAR they didn’t do it, so it must be Jackson, I guess.
Linlee on 14 Sep 2006 at 1:30 pm #
Too cute! I wonder how he thought of the name “Tweed”?
Jenn on 14 Sep 2006 at 1:46 pm #
Wow, how funny! He’s got some imagination on him huh? Yea I wonder where the name tweed came from. Pretty cool name if you ask me.
quinn on 14 Sep 2006 at 3:15 pm #
Too funny, what an imagination he has!
melissa b on 14 Sep 2006 at 3:15 pm #
Tweed! Tweed?
Where on earth did Tweed come from? So funny. At least Tweed isn’t creating biological art on your walls.
Andrea on 14 Sep 2006 at 4:08 pm #
Tweed. That’s priceless. Ha! Just hope Tweed and Jackson don’t meet. The three faces of Seth.
Christina_the_wench on 14 Sep 2006 at 4:26 pm #
Seth is such a cool kid. You’re lucky, Lisa.
Heidi on 14 Sep 2006 at 6:27 pm #
Love the imagination!
Jaelithe on 15 Sep 2006 at 12:28 am #
Can Tweed come over and find my son’s alter ego and convince him to try new foods?
Dawn on 15 Sep 2006 at 2:22 am #
Did Seth get into the special tequila?
Stephanie A. on 15 Sep 2006 at 3:11 am #
OK, since you mentioned Saleem’s I totally forgot what you were saying. Saleem’s is my favorite restaurant in STL. There and Modesto.
Tweed should try the beef schwarma, too. It is magic for the senses.
Kristin on 15 Sep 2006 at 5:35 am #
I could use a “Tweed” alter ego myself… ask Seth/Tweed how I go about bringing my inner wild woman to the surface!
Praying for your Prodigal on 15 Sep 2006 at 12:46 pm #
The “hats” Mom’s must wear! Now you’re a Psychologist! Not to mention a referee between your son and invisible friends!
Sweet!
Diane
Grim Reality Girl on 15 Sep 2006 at 2:09 pm #
I like Tweed better than Jackson too…. I need to find my inner Tweed!
Pendullum on 15 Sep 2006 at 3:09 pm #
My gal pal’s son had a decided to try on a ‘different’name at the border coming back into our country…
Funny, how border crossing type people… just…well… just would not get the whole Tweed story as much as I do…
sunshine scribe on 15 Sep 2006 at 8:53 pm #
I love that he named him Tweed. Loved this story too.
Nut's mom on 16 Sep 2006 at 3:39 am #
oh the multiple personalities!! the therapist in me is going crazy!! just kidding.
I have a secret for you. I changed my name when I went to college from Rachel to Joanna (and no, those aren’t the real names either, I blog under pen names.)
Rachel was a real trouble maker. I don’t like rachel too much. When I went to college I cleaned up my act and changed my name and my life. Joanna is much better.
Sometimes it’s fun to just be a different person from who you are.
Mommy off the Record on 16 Sep 2006 at 5:42 am #
That is so funny. I love the name Tweed. How did he come up with it, I wonder? In any event, tweed sounds like an awesome kid. LOL.
Tori on 17 Sep 2006 at 6:58 am #
Ha! Could he have picked a more trashy novel sort of a name? Tweed sounds like one of the characters in a romance novel.
Tweed Montaigne came into the room. His pulsing body emanating manliness. Dorella, the Hispanic chamber maid fainted into his arms…
I love that Seth chose Tweed! He is a crack up. He could save you zillions in therapy by living his fears through Tweed and Jackson….
Hilarious post Cybil… You cracked me up!
Pattie on 17 Sep 2006 at 6:02 pm #
What a great concept! Maybe I could do that, too…ya know, have an alter ego like “Barbie” and blame her when I go shopping and spend too much money. Think my husband would buy that?

I would bet though, that you are happier Tweed is around instead of Jackson. Your walls must be cleaner
Lisa Goldstein/Kelly Kelly on 17 Sep 2006 at 6:18 pm #
Wow, he sounds very imaginative. That is so cool.
Lisa
Kirsten on 19 Sep 2006 at 2:43 am #
This made me laugh forever! Had to read it to my hubby - once again a great preview for us!
Hulai on 04 Oct 2006 at 7:08 am #
this is so cute! Where ever did he come up with the name tweed??? thats very creative of him!!!