Comments on: Just say "No" to crack http://midwesternmommy.com/2006/10/24/just-say-no-to-crack/ Fri, 29 Aug 2008 20:26:57 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.2 By: Jacob http://midwesternmommy.com/2006/10/24/just-say-no-to-crack/#comment-15603 Jacob Sat, 01 Mar 2008 08:50:45 +0000 http://midwesternmommy.com/2006/10/24/just-say-no-to-crack/#comment-15603 As a guy, I've been struggling with this problem all my life...my butt crack always finds a way to show when I sit down. I tried for a long time to fix it but nothing seems to work, so I've sort of given up. The people I care about accept me for who I am, butt crack and all... As a guy, I’ve been struggling with this problem all my life…my butt crack always finds a way to show when I sit down. I tried for a long time to fix it but nothing seems to work, so I’ve sort of given up. The people I care about accept me for who I am, butt crack and all…

]]> By: Emery Jo http://midwesternmommy.com/2006/10/24/just-say-no-to-crack/#comment-2639 Emery Jo Sat, 11 Nov 2006 20:22:02 +0000 http://midwesternmommy.com/2006/10/24/just-say-no-to-crack/#comment-2639 Ha! so funny. <br/><br/>Things I've learned today: When wearing low-rise jeans, be aware of all mirrors at all times. Ha! so funny.

Things I’ve learned today: When wearing low-rise jeans, be aware of all mirrors at all times.

]]> By: Tonya http://midwesternmommy.com/2006/10/24/just-say-no-to-crack/#comment-2565 Tonya Fri, 03 Nov 2006 18:39:24 +0000 http://midwesternmommy.com/2006/10/24/just-say-no-to-crack/#comment-2565 Sounds like every time my sister comes over and gets on the floor to play with her baby. She actually prefers going commando, much to the horror of my two children. Sounds like every time my sister comes over and gets on the floor to play with her baby. She actually prefers going commando, much to the horror of my two children.

]]> By: Heather http://midwesternmommy.com/2006/10/24/just-say-no-to-crack/#comment-2514 Heather Mon, 30 Oct 2006 15:38:47 +0000 http://midwesternmommy.com/2006/10/24/just-say-no-to-crack/#comment-2514 I think seeing a butt crack is much better then the butt floss peeking out. So many times I see women bending over at a store with the panties way on there hips and the jeans way low...therefore exposing the boomerang shape of THONG underwear fully exposed!!<br/><br/>YIKES... I think seeing a butt crack is much better then the butt floss peeking out. So many times I see women bending over at a store with the panties way on there hips and the jeans way low…therefore exposing the boomerang shape of THONG underwear fully exposed!!

YIKES…

]]> By: Pattie http://midwesternmommy.com/2006/10/24/just-say-no-to-crack/#comment-2510 Pattie Sun, 29 Oct 2006 12:45:59 +0000 http://midwesternmommy.com/2006/10/24/just-say-no-to-crack/#comment-2510 Lisa,<br/>I am starting to think you are an exhibitionist. Was the pizza guy lurking around by any chance? Hmmm? *LOL* ;)<br/><br/>Oh, I know how you feel. That has happened to me before. I do love the low rise jeans, but my butt has been known to make an unneeded appearance at such inopportune times as well.<br/><br/>Although I remember seeing your vacation pics, and something tells me your butt isn't as awful as you think! :) Lisa,
I am starting to think you are an exhibitionist. Was the pizza guy lurking around by any chance? Hmmm? *LOL* ;)

Oh, I know how you feel. That has happened to me before. I do love the low rise jeans, but my butt has been known to make an unneeded appearance at such inopportune times as well.

Although I remember seeing your vacation pics, and something tells me your butt isn’t as awful as you think! :)

]]> By: Jaelithe http://midwesternmommy.com/2006/10/24/just-say-no-to-crack/#comment-2509 Jaelithe Sun, 29 Oct 2006 05:06:18 +0000 http://midwesternmommy.com/2006/10/24/just-say-no-to-crack/#comment-2509 Lisa, your butt sounds exactly like my butt. "J-Lo with 15 extra pounds, on a diet comprised of ice cream and ding dongs . . ." Yeah, that's my butt all right. Are you sure we weren't twins separated at birth? And then, you know, they put me in a cryogenic chamber for a few years? (Cryogenesis-- <i>That</i> would explain my memory problems . . .)<br/><br/>I have to say, I have glimpsed women's thongs, granny panties and bare butt cracks on a number of occasions when sitting on the floor/ground due to low-rise pant slippage, and I've never thought much of it. I certainly wouldn't hold it against someone, assuming she was wearing reasonably modest clothes for whatever event we were attending. Slips happen. And it's not like I've never seen another woman's butt before. Hello, locker rooms?<br/><br/>Honestly, I don't get people getting so skeeved out by non-Hollywood nudity. We're all naked under our clothes, and every body is somehow imperfect. I think the world would be a better place if clothing were optional. (I, however, would still go around wearing long pants and long skirts in the summertime to hide my thighs). Lisa, your butt sounds exactly like my butt. “J-Lo with 15 extra pounds, on a diet comprised of ice cream and ding dongs . . .” Yeah, that’s my butt all right. Are you sure we weren’t twins separated at birth? And then, you know, they put me in a cryogenic chamber for a few years? (Cryogenesis– That would explain my memory problems . . .)

I have to say, I have glimpsed women’s thongs, granny panties and bare butt cracks on a number of occasions when sitting on the floor/ground due to low-rise pant slippage, and I’ve never thought much of it. I certainly wouldn’t hold it against someone, assuming she was wearing reasonably modest clothes for whatever event we were attending. Slips happen. And it’s not like I’ve never seen another woman’s butt before. Hello, locker rooms?

Honestly, I don’t get people getting so skeeved out by non-Hollywood nudity. We’re all naked under our clothes, and every body is somehow imperfect. I think the world would be a better place if clothing were optional. (I, however, would still go around wearing long pants and long skirts in the summertime to hide my thighs).

]]> By: laura http://midwesternmommy.com/2006/10/24/just-say-no-to-crack/#comment-2507 laura Fri, 27 Oct 2006 14:56:05 +0000 http://midwesternmommy.com/2006/10/24/just-say-no-to-crack/#comment-2507 Crack is whack, but that doesn't mean you should wear mom jeans! I agree with Andrea, check out the low-rise at Kohls. <br/><br/>If it makes you feel better, I showed butt crack at parent/child night. :-) Crack is whack, but that doesn’t mean you should wear mom jeans! I agree with Andrea, check out the low-rise at Kohls.

If it makes you feel better, I showed butt crack at parent/child night. :-)

]]> By: Anonymous http://midwesternmommy.com/2006/10/24/just-say-no-to-crack/#comment-2505 Anonymous Fri, 27 Oct 2006 05:54:17 +0000 http://midwesternmommy.com/2006/10/24/just-say-no-to-crack/#comment-2505 LOL- my nickname in high school was "butt crack girl" and I have to say, I still live up to the name LOL. Dont' feel bad- it happens to the best of us! LOL- my nickname in high school was “butt crack girl” and I have to say, I still live up to the name LOL. Dont’ feel bad- it happens to the best of us!

]]> By: Mommy off the Record http://midwesternmommy.com/2006/10/24/just-say-no-to-crack/#comment-2504 Mommy off the Record Fri, 27 Oct 2006 05:43:36 +0000 http://midwesternmommy.com/2006/10/24/just-say-no-to-crack/#comment-2504 I'm feelin' you on the ass crack thing. I was at my husband's work function a couple weeks ago and I'm pretty sure I flashed his male boss a couple times. The worst part was that I KNEW I was having cleavage issues, but I couldn't do anything about it b/c I was chasing after little guy and every time I would have to bend over, WHAM. Ass crack in your face. My shirt wasn't long enough to cover it. Oh, the humilation! I’m feelin’ you on the ass crack thing. I was at my husband’s work function a couple weeks ago and I’m pretty sure I flashed his male boss a couple times. The worst part was that I KNEW I was having cleavage issues, but I couldn’t do anything about it b/c I was chasing after little guy and every time I would have to bend over, WHAM. Ass crack in your face. My shirt wasn’t long enough to cover it. Oh, the humilation!

]]> By: Suebob http://midwesternmommy.com/2006/10/24/just-say-no-to-crack/#comment-2503 Suebob Fri, 27 Oct 2006 05:05:52 +0000 http://midwesternmommy.com/2006/10/24/just-say-no-to-crack/#comment-2503 I won't make fun of your mom jeans if you don't make fun of mine. I won’t make fun of your mom jeans if you don’t make fun of mine.

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