Sugar, Sugar
Dear Halloween Candy,
I wish I knew how to quit you!
That is all.
Yours, (only because I’m completely addicted),
Lisa (and her ever-growing ass)
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Linlee on 02 Nov 2006 at 9:45 pm #
Wow! They give out the good stuff in your neighborhood…lol
Are you guys up for going to dinner sometime soon?
Anonymous on 03 Nov 2006 at 12:42 am #
Send me all of your Reeses Cups and 100 Grand bars. Oh, and the M&M’s. I (I mean they) didn’t get near enough of those.
jennster on 03 Nov 2006 at 1:05 am #
i looked in my trashcan at work just for you..
i see 5 mounds wrappers… 6 boxes of junior mints.. 2 reese’s stix wrappers… and thats just on the top!
feel better?
melissa b. on 03 Nov 2006 at 4:04 am #
Lisa, you have quite the hot ass dear!
(mutters: dammit, she has a Milky Way bar in there…my kids ate all of theirs already)
Mom Nancy on 03 Nov 2006 at 2:53 pm #
You take what you can get away from Seth without him noticing, and you banish it to work with M. Let his ass get bigger!
Anonymous on 03 Nov 2006 at 3:04 pm #
Can’t you see I have a XXXXX for a head?! Now GIVE ME YOUR CANDY!
Christina_the_wench on 03 Nov 2006 at 3:11 pm #
OMG! OMG! OMG!I see a leftover Reese’s! *makes a grab for it*
Jenny on 03 Nov 2006 at 3:22 pm #
*drool*
Heather on 03 Nov 2006 at 6:23 pm #
If you eat while moving I think the calories are counted as a negitive…
Heheheh…we can all wish!
Anonymous on 03 Nov 2006 at 6:36 pm #
LOL. We purchased 7.5 lbs. of candy. we handed out maybe 10 pieces. So we are left with 7.25 lbs. plus the few pieces our daughter collected. And who, do you think, will be “stuck” eating it all?
wendy boucher on 03 Nov 2006 at 7:05 pm #
Trust me, if your ass is growing like my ass, they’ll be meeting somewhere in northern Georgia long before we ever get to shake hands and meet properly.
Jenn on 03 Nov 2006 at 7:50 pm #
*hits publish while digging into her couldron of chocolatey trouble*
Pendullum on 03 Nov 2006 at 8:07 pm #
Sad… as I find ‘reasons’ to walk past my daughter’s trick or treat bag…
and the bag keeps calling my name…
It keeps on asking me to rifle through and eat chocolates from my past…
I feel your pain Lisa….
Stephanie A. on 03 Nov 2006 at 8:12 pm #
Amen, Wise One! We didn’t even trick-or-treat but we have candy left and there’s candy at the office and well, too much candy equals great progress in the ass-expansion project of 2006 for me.
MK on 04 Nov 2006 at 12:42 am #
Thank God Abbie wasn;t able to trick or treat this year, but I am in trouble next year! My poor ass is already big enough!
carrie on 04 Nov 2006 at 3:14 am #
Does the food bank take halloween candy?????
Carrie
Anonymous on 04 Nov 2006 at 8:10 am #
oh all the good stuff right on the top of the pile!
Lisa Goldstein/Kelly Kelly on 04 Nov 2006 at 11:24 pm #
You are not alone.
It’s wrong how many mini snickers I have eaten. I think at a certain point, they would no longer be considered “mini.” Wahhhhhhhhhhh!
Eating a full sized snickers? Unthinkable. 300 mini snickers? bring it on. They are sooooooo cute and teeny tiny like a wittle baby.
Come to mama!
Lisa
Mommy off the Record on 06 Nov 2006 at 5:28 am #
My new strategy (to be implemented next year) is to only hand out candy that I’d never eat myself (like tootsie rolls - ew!). Cuz I am totally where you are right now. And my ass is not happy.
reformattingmybrain on 06 Nov 2006 at 5:50 pm #
This year I decided to get rid of the candy by dropping it off to friends’ kids’ so I wasn’t stuck with it. I didn’t even buy Halloween candy - just got boo’d. So I made up little bags of Candy for the kids and dropped them off as we went around ourselves. It got rid of lots and my ass is thanking me for not adding those extra calories - the baby will do just fine adding extra pounds I’m sure
LiveLee on 06 Nov 2006 at 6:20 pm #
i haven’t dipped into it…yet.
i know that if i start, i won’t stop.
it looks very yummy…
good luck with that.
~L
Dana on 06 Nov 2006 at 7:40 pm #
I have this same problem. It sucks. Damn that Reese’s looks good.
Poopydigs on 06 Nov 2006 at 8:51 pm #
ah yes, we have the same afternoon lover.
Pattie on 09 Nov 2006 at 1:35 pm #
Oh yes…the evil Halloween candy. Mine mocks me too…dares me to eat it. So, who am I to resist? I have eaten almost the entire bowl. Besides, how can one resist the Reeses? Impossible I say. Impossible.
Isabel on 09 Nov 2006 at 5:57 pm #
Dear Lisa’s Halloween Candy:
How can I get you to come and live at my house? I think I would love you even more then she does.
Please think about it.
Love,
Isabel
Virginia Belle on 22 Nov 2006 at 1:34 am #
welcome to the program, lisa.
hi, my name is VB and i’m addicted to candy. for me, every day is the day after halloween…..