All you need is love…
We interrupt the “Bad Boss Stories” to make you aware of this product… (Found this yesterday at The Dollar Store. And no I didn’t buy any.) Who knew “Sweet Love” could conquer that “not so fresh feeling”?
When it came time to name this product, was the marketing team downing shots of rotgut whiskey or were they high on smack? And HOW in the world did they convince someone that “Sweet Love” is a FABULOUS name for a douche?
So… what are YOUR ideas for douche names?
Red on 18 Nov 2006 at 4:25 am #
How about the overpriced and very fragrant European douche, “Vulva la France?” Or the more common variety, “PeePee No LePew…”
Anonymous on 18 Nov 2006 at 7:01 am #
ROFL! ODOR CONQUERER!
carrie on 18 Nov 2006 at 9:15 am #
Talk about paralell lives, I walked past this in the dollar store the other day too - I am not kidding, I had to do a double-take and snicker to my husband that I couldn’t believe they made crap like that! Weird.
Douche is wrong. period. Other than that, our dollar store sports some really cool items.
Carrie
mk on 18 Nov 2006 at 3:21 pm #
The dollar store has great names and packaging! Love it!!!
Anonymous on 18 Nov 2006 at 5:04 pm #
HAHAHA, I don’t have any creative ideas in that regard… maybe “Sensitive Times”, “Love Fountain”.
On a different note, I had the weirdest dejavu when I read “Bad Bosses Part 1″; I knew I had already read it and was freaking out…until I realized that bloglines refreshed your site and I was, in fact, reading it a second time! God, I’m suck a dork.
MK on 18 Nov 2006 at 5:43 pm #
PS… what is up with the MOuntain spring? Who wants to smell like a mountain spring down there?
LiveLee on 18 Nov 2006 at 9:23 pm #
what i find most curious is that they label it ‘disposable douche’ …ummmm, what other options would there be?
i mean i can understand ‘disposable applicator’, and ‘disposable bag’ even, but the wording implies that their target market may not understand that its not a product you ‘recycle’…so to speak.
on a different note…telling my hubby that i need some sweet love will never be the same!
Pattie on 18 Nov 2006 at 9:57 pm #
Do they still make douche products? Yuck.
How about something crass like “Frontal Enema”…
Anonymous on 18 Nov 2006 at 10:10 pm #
How about “Funk No More?”
Ya know, my gyno says those damn things are not good. Actually pushes bacteria UP. Uh yeah, no thanks.
jen on 18 Nov 2006 at 10:17 pm #
I never understood the need for douches. And I hope I never will. If you ever catch me wearing a white nightgown with a pout on my face, staring at a rose and thinking, “Now, why can’t my ladyparts smell as nice as you?”… please, run me over. Twice.
Anonymous on 19 Nov 2006 at 1:40 am #
I can’t believe you didn’t buy any! Jeez! (Heh.)
Stephanie A. on 19 Nov 2006 at 4:33 am #
Sweet love for only $1?!?!?! What a bargain! It was your lucky day.
As for my idea for a douche name, well, I’m not sure I could come up with something as catchy as “Sweet Love.”
Penny on 19 Nov 2006 at 10:08 pm #
“Bacteria-Ladder”
“Gardenia-Gyser”
Amber on 19 Nov 2006 at 10:17 pm #
I don’t know. I’m still trying to recover from the fact that when I lived in France, that the verb to shower is “doucher.” Yes, I “douched.” And on a daily basis….
Anonymous on 20 Nov 2006 at 1:42 am #
Squeezably Fresh. Petal Dew. Spring Morning.
MrsFortune on 20 Nov 2006 at 3:16 am #
Haha … before I get to the douch names, I just want to say that I was looking through my grandmother’s sewing box for a retractable tape measure, which I found and have been using for months to measure my knitting. I looked at it the other day and discovered it was a promotional product for “premarin vaginal cream.” DUDE. I’ve let tons of people at my knitting group use it. Yummy.
How about “ginagell” … or “clam digger” ? Hehehe…
jen on 20 Nov 2006 at 4:07 am #
lips like sugar?
sorry, got all 80’s on you…and on my first comment to boot.
Jenny on 20 Nov 2006 at 11:21 am #
Wait…did you actually BUY that?
My name “Double-Trouble Douche - If you don’t need it for your vajayjay you can put it in your salad.”
Sorry. You asked.
Kristin on 20 Nov 2006 at 3:56 pm #
I need your email!
Reba on 20 Nov 2006 at 4:11 pm #
I always laugh at those boxes. They are so outdated.
Becky on 20 Nov 2006 at 4:24 pm #
i have no douche names for you but this one is NOT one i recommend lol
Jess Riley on 20 Nov 2006 at 7:37 pm #
I’d call that douche by my ex-boyfriend’s name.
Mountain Spring: now with more spawning salmon scent!
Lisa Goldstein/Kelly Kelly on 21 Nov 2006 at 1:53 am #
How about balsamic breeze. Good on salad too!
Lisa
Izzy on 21 Nov 2006 at 4:30 am #
Oh my God! That’s hilarious. But I don’t have any good douche names. How could I ever top Sweet Love?
Anonymous on 21 Nov 2006 at 3:50 pm #
Douche me. Douche me good.
mk on 21 Nov 2006 at 4:57 pm #
I hate to be a pain, but when do we get boss part 2? I am anxiously waiting!
I also have to tell you that I laugh each time I come over to see if you have a new post and I see that Sweet Love bag!
Mom101 on 21 Nov 2006 at 5:02 pm #
Ha, you ask the same question I always do: who approved this shit?
My contribution is: Naughty Conquistador.
C’mon, wouldn’t you want to own a few of those?
Gingers Mom on 21 Nov 2006 at 6:30 pm #
The thought of putting something up my hoo ha for the bargain price of $1 just doesn’t appeal to me for some reasons. Can’t imagine why!!
Virginia Belle on 21 Nov 2006 at 9:34 pm #
how about smell quell?
or queef chief?
skirt squirt?
sour to flower?
infection connection?
ok. can’t think of any more.
Mommy off the Record on 22 Nov 2006 at 1:24 am #
LOL. I don’t have a douche name for you, but I am wondering why they have to clarify that it’s a “disposable” douche. Aren’t all douches disposable? God, I hope so. I wouldn’t want to double douche. Wouldn’t that be like worse than double dipping with the party dip? I’ve never douched so I don’t really know how it works.
Isabel on 22 Nov 2006 at 2:50 am #
I work with a girl who’s REAL NAME is the perfect douche name. I will have to e-mail it to you…
Anonymous on 22 Nov 2006 at 4:13 pm #
I like Vagina Spritzer. The sound of it just makes me feel clean and fresh. I also like Vagina Spritzer with a Lemon Twist but it may be confused with a douche/dildo combo.
Jenn on 22 Nov 2006 at 6:07 pm #
Don’t really have any good names, but I have to share with you the story of the guy I know named Douche-on. Everyone including his girlfriend called him douchie. nice right! LOL
Wait I just thought of one…
“Crotch Rocket!”
sunshine scribe on 22 Nov 2006 at 8:03 pm #
These ideas are killing me. Your readers are funny. But sweet love?!?! WTF?!?!