I’m going to make this short and blunt. ALS? You’ve been screwing with my dear childhood friend Amy for awhile now. And Cancer? You have gone several rounds with Sharon, a bunko babe from my ‘hood. I’ve also found out, Cancer, that you’re a greedy asshole — you’ve recently come after my cousin Kris FOR THE THIRD TIME. Plus? You’ve decided to pay a “visit” to Marc’s cousin Amanda. Isn’t it bad enough that in the past you’ve also gone after my aunt Theresa and Marc’s cousin Myrtle? (And you’ve taken my Grandpa years ago too?)

Well. FUCK YOU! Just so you both know? These are beautiful, smart, feisty, tough chickies who are going to KICK YOUR ASSES. And there are tons of people who love them all very much who are cheering them on to victory. No one likes either one of you. No one is on your side. You both might THINK you are winning the battle but THESE WOMEN will win the war. Trust me there. I wouldn’t say if I didn’t have complete faith in them.

Why don’t you just do yourselves a favor and get lost? Really. Save yourselves the embarrassment of defeat.

To reiterate, GO AWAY. (And while you’re at it, go fuck yourself.)

Sincerely hating you,

Lisa (aka MM)