Thinking…
I need a t-shirt that says āIām not homeless. And I don’t have a drug problem. I just look this way because I have a MONSTER migraine.ā
Better yet, I need three. Just in case I get a monster migraine and the two other shirts are dirty.
Maybe that will alleviate some of the strange looks I get when I drop off/pick up my son at his preschool program. Its sad a day when the thought of getting struck by a garbage truck feels like a much more pleasant option.
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By Christina_the_wench, January 18, 2007 @ 8:01 pm
You poor thing. I wish they would find you a cure already!
By reformattingmybrain, January 18, 2007 @ 8:06 pm
Aaah honey… hang in there. I sure wish they could fix this problem for you.
By Linlee, January 18, 2007 @ 8:11 pm
Can I bring you a big ole cake or something? I know how you love sweets. I hope u feel better.
By Cagey, January 18, 2007 @ 9:30 pm
Perhaps, you need another one that says “This is my version of Courtney Love”
Hang in there! I’ve been having loads of pregnancy-hormone induced headaches, but none of entered Migraine Country yet, THANK GOD. I feel for you.
By Amber, January 18, 2007 @ 11:10 pm
SUCH misery..and I’m sure those T-shirts would be the perfect remedy.
By carrie, January 18, 2007 @ 11:32 pm
Yeah, I would need a couple too — why just the other day, I was hovering over the porcelain throne making deals with whoever was listening so that the damn headache would finally leave me alone….there aren’t enough drugs in the world for us!
I am so sorry your head hurts.
You could make a bundle selling those shirts though, seriously!
Carrie
Your Friend in Migraine Hell
By Izzy, January 19, 2007 @ 2:05 am
I’ve never had a migraine but I’ve seen people brought to their knees by them. I’m sure if I felt that bad, my personal grooming would probably be the first thing to be compromised. Hope you’re feeling better
By 5penny, January 19, 2007 @ 8:13 am
how ’bout just an imitrex shot… although slightly suspicious in shot form, the tablets are miracle workers when nothing else will stop the shards of pain assaulting your head.
i know it sounds kinda quacky, but have you tried a chiropractor? i gave myself shots for years before trying it and it (embarrassing to admit) actually ended the frequency at which i suffered the tunnel vision and migraines…
i’m feeling for you, sending some pain free love your way.
By Andrea, January 19, 2007 @ 2:33 pm
Get better, get better, get better, get better get better get better getbetter getbetter getbetter getbettergetbettergetbettergetbettergetbettergetbettergetbetter…
Sending get better vibes your way. I hope you feel top of the world soon. Or I hope you get some good druge to knock out the pain.
By Melissa, January 19, 2007 @ 5:34 pm
Oh honey, I’m thinking of you all the time. Daniel gets those and they are torture. I wish I could take away yours too.
By Virginia Belle, January 19, 2007 @ 5:39 pm
oh, my sympathies! i get them too. they need to do a study that illustrates the connection between suicides and migraines. because seriously, when i get them, i’m like, “please just put me out of my misery!!!”
hope you’re feeling better
By Heather, January 19, 2007 @ 7:53 pm
Thanks for stopping by today! I live in Ohio now which is where I was born. I lived in Alton, Il for a few months while we looked for a house. Then, we lived in St. Louis for a while and when the people we rented from quit paying the payments on the house, we moved to St. Charles. My Dad passed awys when I was 12 and we moved back to Ohio to be closer to family.
I get migranes, too. Wicked, aren’t they? I could use a shirt like that, too!
By Grim Reality Girl, January 19, 2007 @ 7:56 pm
I had a migraine the day of my daughter’s First Holy Communion. You don’t even want to picture how bad I looked. Or how close we were to being late. Or the dress that I wore. Or the fact that I went to church with wet hair. Migrains suck. Sorry you are not living the dream today.
By Alissa, January 19, 2007 @ 8:16 pm
Feel better.
Then get yourself one of those CafePress stores and sell those shirts. I bet you’d make a fortune. I’d buy one, or maybe even three.
Now, feel better.
By Chris, January 19, 2007 @ 8:51 pm
AWWW…I hope you feel better soon! I know how you feel about preschool. Alex’s was like that. A lot of the moms were WAY over judgmental. I just stuck my tongue out at ‘em. Okay, not really. But I WISH I’d stuck my tongue out at ‘em
By Angela, January 19, 2007 @ 10:58 pm
Yuck, those are the worst. Get better soon!
By Pattie, January 19, 2007 @ 11:49 pm
I think whoever figures out a cure or at least a hugely successful treatment for migraines will be one rich person.
I hope it gets better soon!
By Oh, The Joys, January 20, 2007 @ 2:06 am
I’ve only had one and it was AWFUL.
By Domestic Slackstress, January 20, 2007 @ 6:39 am
Coffee. Coffee. And more coffee. I’ve heard it helps but don’t know for sure. I always look evil and disheveled when at either of my sons’ schools. Just caught up in the drop off/pick up rush with my 2-year-old daughter in tow. Traveling with kids is a bitch sometimes. The whole ordeal practically gives moms migraines. Hope you feel better soon.
By Lisa Goldstein/Kelly Kelly, January 20, 2007 @ 4:07 pm
UGh. At least you made it out in public at all. My hat’s off to you on that one. Feel better!!
Lisa
By Pendullum, January 20, 2007 @ 8:55 pm
Ohhh you poor,poor, woman…
I have total empathy… and when they hit… it is all I can take not to lie in the feotal position in a dark dark room and rock myself and pray that it will pass…
By MSUgal86, January 20, 2007 @ 9:10 pm
I get them too and they make me look mean.
Feel Better!
By mamatulip, January 21, 2007 @ 4:39 am
I get them too and all I can do is lie in a dark room with a bowl beside me. That’s my way of saying I feel for you. I hope it’s passed by now.
By Domestic Chicky, January 21, 2007 @ 10:40 pm
The only thing worse than finding out you get migraines is finding out you get migraines from CHOCOLATE!! Seriously, what the???
I have found that really big, dark sunglasses, and a great lipstick covers a multitude of ailments…LOL
By Nancy, January 28, 2007 @ 10:31 pm
I think you could be more concise with- STAND BACK: MIGRAINE IN PROGRESS
And if you sell them, definitely sell them in packs of three and state your aforementioned reason - it’s a good one! Also, make them roomy in size, and in a color that won’t show stains.