I need a t-shirt that says ā€œI’m not homeless. And I don’t have a drug problem. I just look this way because I have a MONSTER migraine.ā€

Better yet, I need three. Just in case I get a monster migraine and the two other shirts are dirty.

Maybe that will alleviate some of the strange looks I get when I drop off/pick up my son at his preschool program. Its sad a day when the thought of getting struck by a garbage truck feels like a much more pleasant option.