An Ode to Boobies
Sunday marks my two-year blog anniversary. I decided to take an entry from two years ago — back when I still had no idea what a blog was and had even less of a clue where this journey would lead me.
I’ve gotten to “meet” so many wonderful people through this blog. Its been a wonderful, creative outlet. You all have made me laugh out loud and think about the posts you write. And even after all of these years, I still get a thrill when someone has commented on a post of mine. Thank you for taking time out of your days to read what I’ve written. You have no idea how much that means to me.
An Ode to Boobies (from the mind of a hungry 2-month-old and written down by his deliriously sleep-deprived mommy in the late summer of 2002.)
I am a baby
therefore I can not chew.
And that’s why boobies
I love you.
You’re warm, soft
and easy to cuddle.
I love to bury my face in your softness
and snuggle.
Boobies, boobies, boobies
you are so pretty.
And my mommy has the bestest
boobies in the city.*
Boobies, boobies, boobies
I am so happy there are two.
Because boobies, boobies, boobies. Oh sweet boobies,
Oh comfortable, wonderful boobies, I love you.
*Nope, I sure don’t have the bestest boobies. But hey, I needed something to rhyme with “pretty.”






Alissa on 26 Jan 2007 at 5:30 pm #
THAT is too funny!
Happy Blogiversary! 2 years, Wow!
reformattingmybrain on 26 Jan 2007 at 6:48 pm #
Excellent! Hilarious!
Christina_the_wench on 26 Jan 2007 at 6:49 pm #
OMG…lmao.
Mrs. Chicky on 26 Jan 2007 at 7:19 pm #
Happy blog-iversary! Heh, you said “boobies”. Heh.
Cagey on 26 Jan 2007 at 8:55 pm #
Nicely put.
All hail the Great Boob.
Praying for your Prodigal on 26 Jan 2007 at 11:44 pm #
LOL!
AND Happy Blog-o-versary!~!~!
Diane
carrie on 27 Jan 2007 at 4:57 am #
Your poem was too funny, it never ceases to amaze me what a new-mommy mind will come up with!!
I hope that your friend gets some good news soon.
Carrie
MSUgal86 on 28 Jan 2007 at 3:05 am #
is it bosom buddy day?
Lisa wrote about them too at
http://womenhavingitall.blogspot.com/2007/01/swinging-breasts.html
Be careful. this one’s a shocker.
Kevin on 28 Jan 2007 at 5:00 am #
Boobies rule!!!!
Hulai on 28 Jan 2007 at 11:31 pm #
that is totally hilarious!
wendy on 29 Jan 2007 at 1:36 am #
Love it. Happy blog anniversary!
Reba on 29 Jan 2007 at 1:27 pm #
Congrats on 2 years.
The poem was cute and funny. Thanks for the laughs.
dodo on 29 Jan 2007 at 5:16 pm #
comfortable? good for him!
Lets hear a poem from said boobies on the subject!
Jenn on 29 Jan 2007 at 5:59 pm #
LMAO too funny! Happy Blogiversary!
carrie on 29 Jan 2007 at 9:00 pm #
Look at your new pics!!! You little snowbunny, you!
Carrie
Lori on 30 Jan 2007 at 12:38 am #
What a fine piece of poetry that was, Lisa! I think you will be the poet laureate of the U.S. someday!
Happy Blogiversary! I enjoy reading about your life! Thanks for sharing with all of us.
Nancy on 30 Jan 2007 at 1:06 am #
Happy Bloggiversary! Love the boobie poem, I am sure my daughters had such sentiments in mind in the early part of their lives too.
scribbit on 30 Jan 2007 at 3:23 am #
Love the ski pictures on the sidebar–and thanks for your recommendations, the comments everyone left were very helpful.
Red Rollerskate on 30 Jan 2007 at 4:57 am #
Yup, I think that’s about right!
Adam on 24 Sep 2007 at 11:32 pm #
I found your blog via Google while searching for funny love poem and your post regarding e to Boobies | Midwestern Mommy looks very interesting for me
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