An Ode to Boobies
Posted on January 26, 2007
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Sunday marks my two-year blog anniversary. I decided to take an entry from two years ago — back when I still had no idea what a blog was and had even less of a clue where this journey would lead me.
I’ve gotten to “meet” so many wonderful people through this blog. Its been a wonderful, creative outlet. You all have made me laugh out loud and think about the posts you write. And even after all of these years, I still get a thrill when someone has commented on a post of mine. Thank you for taking time out of your days to read what I’ve written. You have no idea how much that means to me.
An Ode to Boobies (from the mind of a hungry 2-month-old and written down by his deliriously sleep-deprived mommy in the late summer of 2002.)
I am a baby
therefore I can not chew.
And that’s why boobies
I love you.
You’re warm, soft
and easy to cuddle.
I love to bury my face in your softness
and snuggle.
Boobies, boobies, boobies
you are so pretty.
And my mommy has the bestest
boobies in the city.*
Boobies, boobies, boobies
I am so happy there are two.
Because boobies, boobies, boobies. Oh sweet boobies,
Oh comfortable, wonderful boobies, I love you.
*Nope, I sure don’t have the bestest boobies. But hey, I needed something to rhyme with “pretty.”
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THAT is too funny!
Happy Blogiversary! 2 years, Wow!
Excellent! Hilarious!
OMG…lmao.
Happy blog-iversary! Heh, you said “boobies”. Heh.
Nicely put.
All hail the Great Boob.
LOL!
AND Happy Blog-o-versary!~!~!
Diane
Your poem was too funny, it never ceases to amaze me what a new-mommy mind will come up with!!
I hope that your friend gets some good news soon.
Carrie
is it bosom buddy day?
Lisa wrote about them too at
http://womenhavingitall.blogspot.com/2007/01/swinging-breasts.html
Be careful. this one’s a shocker.
Boobies rule!!!!
that is totally hilarious!
Love it. Happy blog anniversary!
Congrats on 2 years.
The poem was cute and funny. Thanks for the laughs.
comfortable? good for him!
Lets hear a poem from said boobies on the subject!
LMAO too funny! Happy Blogiversary!
Look at your new pics!!! You little snowbunny, you!
Carrie
What a fine piece of poetry that was, Lisa! I think you will be the poet laureate of the U.S. someday!
Happy Blogiversary! I enjoy reading about your life! Thanks for sharing with all of us.
Happy Bloggiversary! Love the boobie poem, I am sure my daughters had such sentiments in mind in the early part of their lives too.
Love the ski pictures on the sidebar–and thanks for your recommendations, the comments everyone left were very helpful.
Yup, I think that’s about right!
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