Just for the hell of it…
Haikus
Oh little boy Seth
Your toys litter various rooms.
PLEASE, please pick them up.
Black, white and spotted
Abbeydog, get OFF the bed.
And please barf outside.
My dear Honeybuns
I love you so much more when –
you aren’t so gassy.
Oh lovely Dyson
A quite talented vaccum –
well worth the money.
Cool bloggin’ mommies
Reading your posts keep me sane.
I love all of you.
Heather on 01 Feb 2007 at 11:57 pm #
YOU. CRACK. ME. UP! The dog one made me snort, but the hubby one hits close to home. LOL!
carrie on 02 Feb 2007 at 1:06 am #
You have a Dyson????
I officially hate you.
:)Carrie
sylvia c. on 02 Feb 2007 at 1:24 am #
“and please barf outside”
was most noticeably my favorite line.
too funny!
truly,
Sylvia C.
www.dream-imagine-soar.blogspot.com
Oh, The Joys on 02 Feb 2007 at 1:49 am #
Those are great.
I think K feels the same about me — too much with the gassy (though he is the one pooting tonight.)
Becky on 02 Feb 2007 at 2:06 am #
lol very cute. can i have your dyson? thanks
MSUgal86 on 02 Feb 2007 at 3:30 am #
at a Christmas party a Ford executive’s wife went ON and ON about the Dyson. I have to add it to my list of things I am going to get…eventually.
Mayberry on 02 Feb 2007 at 4:55 am #
Love it! I used to make up haikus when my son would be awake for hours at night. Like
Way past midnight
How long can you keep this up?
Mom cries more than you
5penny on 02 Feb 2007 at 4:18 pm #
midwestern mommy
cracking us up with her wit
must have dyson now
Melissa on 02 Feb 2007 at 4:53 pm #
I told you that you would be LICKING that Dyson. It rocks that hard.
I love these!
Christina_the_wench on 02 Feb 2007 at 5:15 pm #
Nothin’ says lovin’ like a Dyson haiku.
Andrea on 02 Feb 2007 at 7:28 pm #
Midwestern Mommy
So right about the Dyson
They’re just glorious
We now have a cat, dude
But he might as well be bald
Dyson really sucks
Gabe’s toys all over
Please don’t empty your toybox
My poor abused feet
Starving in China
Gabe, please eat all your dinner
Throwing away now
scribbit on 02 Feb 2007 at 10:55 pm #
Glad to hear we’re what’s keeping you on the right side of sanity.
You’re so poetic!
reformattingmybrain on 02 Feb 2007 at 11:00 pm #
LOL Good Job! I want a Dyson
Lisa Goldstein/Kelly Kelly on 02 Feb 2007 at 11:25 pm #
I love my Dyson as well! And my house is a mess too. Too bad I can’t clean up the toys with the Dyson! And I love you tooooo! Blogs keep me sane as well. Well, nothing does, but they come close.
Lisa
mamatulip on 03 Feb 2007 at 10:44 pm #
“And please barf outside.”
Amen!
Petite Mom Blogger on 04 Feb 2007 at 12:29 am #
Lovely haiku…
Toys everywhere here too…
IzzyMom on 04 Feb 2007 at 6:56 am #
We love you,too! Especially when you’re captioning those very, ahem, special photos and making me laugh my ass off.
mammacheryl on 04 Feb 2007 at 6:39 pm #
Love you too, Lisa. I’ve never been able to do the haiku thing. Once again, you’re better than I. Thanks a lot.
Tanner on 04 Feb 2007 at 8:39 pm #
Oh yes, how I do love my Dyson!
scribbit on 04 Feb 2007 at 8:47 pm #
Hey I can’t find your email anywhere, could you drop me a note?
scribbit at gmail.com
dodo on 05 Feb 2007 at 11:05 am #
I also hacked then
PR’d. Though lack strength to frau,
We’re sisters in Dy’
Rude Cactus on 05 Feb 2007 at 1:26 pm #
Well, you totally outdid my normal Monday haiku!
dana on 05 Feb 2007 at 4:41 pm #
I agree, I’m jealous about the dyson!
But the haikus were great!
Marc (The Methane Man) Hubster on 05 Feb 2007 at 11:49 pm #
I knew that she liked the Dyson better than me. Thats OK, I am a big boy, I can take it. I am off to feed the dog some chili now.
Red Rollerskate on 06 Feb 2007 at 4:35 am #
i love that you included your vacuum in the same post as your beloved family members.