Just for the hell of it…
Haikus
Oh little boy Seth
Your toys litter various rooms.
PLEASE, please pick them up.
Black, white and spotted
Abbeydog, get OFF the bed.
And please barf outside.
My dear Honeybuns
I love you so much more when –
you aren’t so gassy.
Oh lovely Dyson
A quite talented vaccum –
well worth the money.
Cool bloggin’ mommies
Reading your posts keep me sane.
I love all of you.
bloggin moms, dyson, honey, humor, kids
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By Heather, February 1, 2007 @ 11:57 pm
YOU. CRACK. ME. UP! The dog one made me snort, but the hubby one hits close to home. LOL!
By carrie, February 2, 2007 @ 1:06 am
You have a Dyson????
I officially hate you.
:)Carrie
By sylvia c., February 2, 2007 @ 1:24 am
“and please barf outside”
was most noticeably my favorite line.
too funny!
truly,
Sylvia C.
http://www.dream-imagine-soar.blogspot.com
By Oh, The Joys, February 2, 2007 @ 1:49 am
Those are great.
I think K feels the same about me — too much with the gassy (though he is the one pooting tonight.)
By Becky, February 2, 2007 @ 2:06 am
lol very cute. can i have your dyson? thanks
By MSUgal86, February 2, 2007 @ 3:30 am
at a Christmas party a Ford executive’s wife went ON and ON about the Dyson. I have to add it to my list of things I am going to get…eventually.
By Mayberry, February 2, 2007 @ 4:55 am
Love it! I used to make up haikus when my son would be awake for hours at night. Like
Way past midnight
How long can you keep this up?
Mom cries more than you
By 5penny, February 2, 2007 @ 4:18 pm
midwestern mommy
cracking us up with her wit
must have dyson now
By Melissa, February 2, 2007 @ 4:53 pm
I told you that you would be LICKING that Dyson. It rocks that hard.
I love these!
By Christina_the_wench, February 2, 2007 @ 5:15 pm
Nothin’ says lovin’ like a Dyson haiku.
By Andrea, February 2, 2007 @ 7:28 pm
Midwestern Mommy
So right about the Dyson
They’re just glorious
We now have a cat, dude
But he might as well be bald
Dyson really sucks
Gabe’s toys all over
Please don’t empty your toybox
My poor abused feet
Starving in China
Gabe, please eat all your dinner
Throwing away now
By scribbit, February 2, 2007 @ 10:55 pm
Glad to hear we’re what’s keeping you on the right side of sanity.
You’re so poetic!
By reformattingmybrain, February 2, 2007 @ 11:00 pm
LOL Good Job! I want a Dyson
By Lisa Goldstein/Kelly Kelly, February 2, 2007 @ 11:25 pm
I love my Dyson as well! And my house is a mess too. Too bad I can’t clean up the toys with the Dyson! And I love you tooooo! Blogs keep me sane as well. Well, nothing does, but they come close.
Lisa
By mamatulip, February 3, 2007 @ 10:44 pm
“And please barf outside.”
Amen!
By Petite Mom Blogger, February 4, 2007 @ 12:29 am
Lovely haiku…
Toys everywhere here too…
By IzzyMom, February 4, 2007 @ 6:56 am
We love you,too! Especially when you’re captioning those very, ahem, special photos and making me laugh my ass off.
By mammacheryl, February 4, 2007 @ 6:39 pm
Love you too, Lisa. I’ve never been able to do the haiku thing. Once again, you’re better than I. Thanks a lot.
By Tanner, February 4, 2007 @ 8:39 pm
Oh yes, how I do love my Dyson!
By scribbit, February 4, 2007 @ 8:47 pm
Hey I can’t find your email anywhere, could you drop me a note?
scribbit at gmail.com
By dodo, February 5, 2007 @ 11:05 am
I also hacked then
PR’d. Though lack strength to frau,
We’re sisters in Dy’
By Rude Cactus, February 5, 2007 @ 1:26 pm
Well, you totally outdid my normal Monday haiku!
By dana, February 5, 2007 @ 4:41 pm
I agree, I’m jealous about the dyson!
But the haikus were great!
By Marc (The Methane Man) Hubster, February 5, 2007 @ 11:49 pm
I knew that she liked the Dyson better than me. Thats OK, I am a big boy, I can take it. I am off to feed the dog some chili now.
By Red Rollerskate, February 6, 2007 @ 4:35 am
i love that you included your vacuum in the same post as your beloved family members.