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Just for the hell of it…

Posted on February 1, 2007
Filed Under dyson, honey, bloggin moms, kids, humor |

Haikus

Oh little boy Seth
Your toys litter various rooms.
PLEASE, please pick them up.

Black, white and spotted
Abbeydog, get OFF the bed.
And please barf outside.

My dear Honeybuns
I love you so much more when –
you aren’t so gassy.

Oh lovely Dyson
A quite talented vaccum –
well worth the money.

Cool bloggin’ mommies
Reading your posts keep me sane.
I love all of you.

Comments

25 Responses to “Just for the hell of it…”

Heather on February 1st, 2007 11:57 pm

YOU. CRACK. ME. UP! The dog one made me snort, but the hubby one hits close to home. LOL!
carrie on February 2nd, 2007 1:06 am

You have a Dyson????

I officially hate you.

:)Carrie
sylvia c. on February 2nd, 2007 1:24 am

“and please barf outside”
was most noticeably my favorite line.

too funny!

truly,
Sylvia C.
www.dream-imagine-soar.blogspot.com
Oh, The Joys on February 2nd, 2007 1:49 am

Those are great.

I think K feels the same about me — too much with the gassy (though he is the one pooting tonight.)
Becky on February 2nd, 2007 2:06 am

lol very cute. can i have your dyson? thanks
MSUgal86 on February 2nd, 2007 3:30 am

at a Christmas party a Ford executive’s wife went ON and ON about the Dyson. I have to add it to my list of things I am going to get…eventually.
Mayberry on February 2nd, 2007 4:55 am

Love it! I used to make up haikus when my son would be awake for hours at night. Like

Way past midnight
How long can you keep this up?
Mom cries more than you
5penny on February 2nd, 2007 4:18 pm

midwestern mommy
cracking us up with her wit
must have dyson now
Melissa on February 2nd, 2007 4:53 pm

I told you that you would be LICKING that Dyson. It rocks that hard.

I love these!
Christina_the_wench on February 2nd, 2007 5:15 pm

Nothin’ says lovin’ like a Dyson haiku.
Andrea on February 2nd, 2007 7:28 pm

Midwestern Mommy
So right about the Dyson
They’re just glorious

We now have a cat, dude
But he might as well be bald
Dyson really sucks

Gabe’s toys all over
Please don’t empty your toybox
My poor abused feet

Starving in China
Gabe, please eat all your dinner
Throwing away now
scribbit on February 2nd, 2007 10:55 pm

Glad to hear we’re what’s keeping you on the right side of sanity.

You’re so poetic!
reformattingmybrain on February 2nd, 2007 11:00 pm

LOL Good Job! I want a Dyson
Lisa Goldstein/Kelly Kelly on February 2nd, 2007 11:25 pm

I love my Dyson as well! And my house is a mess too. Too bad I can’t clean up the toys with the Dyson! And I love you tooooo! Blogs keep me sane as well. Well, nothing does, but they come close.

Lisa
mamatulip on February 3rd, 2007 10:44 pm

“And please barf outside.”

Amen!
Petite Mom Blogger on February 4th, 2007 12:29 am

Lovely haiku…

Toys everywhere here too…
IzzyMom on February 4th, 2007 6:56 am

We love you,too! Especially when you’re captioning those very, ahem, special photos and making me laugh my ass off.
mammacheryl on February 4th, 2007 6:39 pm

Love you too, Lisa. I’ve never been able to do the haiku thing. Once again, you’re better than I. Thanks a lot.
Tanner on February 4th, 2007 8:39 pm

Oh yes, how I do love my Dyson!
scribbit on February 4th, 2007 8:47 pm

Hey I can’t find your email anywhere, could you drop me a note?

scribbit at gmail.com
dodo on February 5th, 2007 11:05 am

I also hacked then
PR’d. Though lack strength to frau,
We’re sisters in Dy’
Rude Cactus on February 5th, 2007 1:26 pm

Well, you totally outdid my normal Monday haiku!
dana on February 5th, 2007 4:41 pm

I agree, I’m jealous about the dyson!

But the haikus were great!
Marc (The Methane Man) Hubster on February 5th, 2007 11:49 pm

I knew that she liked the Dyson better than me. Thats OK, I am a big boy, I can take it. I am off to feed the dog some chili now.
Red Rollerskate on February 6th, 2007 4:35 am

i love that you included your vacuum in the same post as your beloved family members.