Abba-licious
Fergie watch out. There’s a new bitch in town. She’s hot, has never had a meth addiction and? She has a song of her own… But just a little FYI to you squirrels and bunnies out there. Watch your back cause this ‘ho can eff you up! I’m talking ’bout the one and only Abbeydog, aka “Doodles”, or “Abbalicous“. So without further ado…
Listen up ya’ll, Cuz this is it
The beat that I’m barking is not vicious [Abbey]
Abbalicious definition make them boy dogs go loco
They want my treasure so they get their kicks from sniffin’ my butthole
You can lick me, you can sniff me
But I ain’t easy, I ain’t sleazy
I got reasons why I tease ‘em
Boy dogs in heat and for no reason
[Hook] Abbalicious (so delicious)
But I ain’t promiscuous
I’ll be your friend if ya got biscuits.
My spots are real and not fictitious
Where’s my treats? (mmmwwahhh)
I might sniff your crotch, crotch
Give me a bellyrub, I’ll show you what I got
[Chorus] Doodle-licious (I’m a bitch, I’m hot, hot)
Doodle-licious (Those boys go runnin’ round the block)
So Abbalicious (they wanna sniff of what I got)
I’m Abbalicious (rrrrrr-ra, Raroo!)
Abba-licious def-, Abba-licious def-, Abba-licious def- [def fading echo]
Abba-licious definition make the boy dogs go crazy.
They claim to know me, while prancing by callin’ me Doodlebaby (Hey Baby!)
I’m the A to the B, another B, to the E and the Y
Can’t no other mixed breed put it down like me [Hook]
I’m Abbalicious (so divalicious)
My bark can sound so vicious
I be runnin’ with mom, working on my fitness
She’s my witness (oooh wee)
Boy dogs want to rock rock
I run ’round the yard — boys like to watch what I got
[Chorus] So delicious (It’s hot, hot)
Doodle-icious (I put them boys on rock, rock)
So delicious (they wanna sniff of what I got)
I’m Abbalicious (Got black spots on my tongue check, it, check it out)
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By Linlee, February 18, 2007 @ 9:23 pm
You are tooooo much! Brinnon and I just laughed and laughed! Great job!
By Heather, February 18, 2007 @ 9:31 pm
You’re a riot! Move over Fergy!
By Amber, February 19, 2007 @ 1:53 pm
Err…crotch sniffing? Now that is my kind of rock star.
By kirsten, February 19, 2007 @ 2:01 pm
I am SO old. When I read the first line of this post I thought, “I didn’t know Sarah Ferguson had ever used meth.”
By Christina_the_wench, February 19, 2007 @ 3:01 pm
I’m totally digging this tune.
By LiveLee, February 19, 2007 @ 3:16 pm
LOL!!!
this song will be the high point of my day!!!
hilarious!
By Reba, February 19, 2007 @ 3:21 pm
How funny. I love it.
By Becky, February 19, 2007 @ 4:56 pm
LOL i sang the song in my head while reading this!
By J, February 19, 2007 @ 6:47 pm
LMAO that is too fun!!
By carrie, February 19, 2007 @ 9:22 pm
Watch out Fergie, there’s a new bitch in town! Love it.
Carrie
By Steven Novak, February 19, 2007 @ 9:54 pm
Sorry…I only like them when they come with a meth addiction.
Steve~
By Lori, February 20, 2007 @ 1:30 am
This is the most hilarious thing I’ve read in a LONG time!!! And you know, you could probably get a job as a writer for Fergie…your song was waaaaay better than anything I’ve heard come out of her mouth!
By Slackermommy, February 20, 2007 @ 3:14 am
That is awesome! You crack me up. I’m nominating this for the ROFL award.
I’m so glad we finally got together. I really enjoyed your company. Connor has talked about Bunny non-stop since you left except he has the hardest time remembering his name. He keeps calling him his “new friend”. I can’t believe we forgot to take pictures! Hope your migraine is better.
By Izzy, February 20, 2007 @ 6:09 am
They want my treasure so they get their kicks from sniffin’ my butthole
Best. Line. Ever!
By Jaelithe, February 20, 2007 @ 6:44 am
Wow, I totally needed a laugh.
Thanks.
By reformattingmybrain, February 20, 2007 @ 3:29 pm
LMAO! That’s great!
By Anonymous, February 20, 2007 @ 6:46 pm
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By Anonymous, February 20, 2007 @ 6:47 pm
I would like to invite you to participate in a research study of parenting views and practices. Dr. Kim White-Mills and Dr. Catherine Dobris of IUPUI (both are moms) are interested in understanding what sources parents find useful in their parenting practices, how parents use different parenting information, and what views parents across the county hold regarding parenting issues.
To access this survey, go to http://www.iupui.edu/~momviews/
By Jenn, February 20, 2007 @ 7:03 pm
OMG I’m crying I’m laughing so hard.
By Mrs. Chicky, February 21, 2007 @ 2:09 pm
Oh. My. God. That was funny! And? I’ll be singing it for the rest of the day. Thanks a lot.
By mammacheryl, February 22, 2007 @ 2:06 pm
Sorry for the late post. Holy crap, that’s some funny shit. Thanks for making me laugh so hard I peed a little.
By Mikala, February 23, 2007 @ 3:18 pm
You so crazy!!
By Kyla, March 11, 2007 @ 7:45 pm
Comic genius! Congrats on the ROLF!