My hubby likes to say “bad sex is like pizza. Even if its bad, its still good.”

I say, “Yes, bad sex IS like pizza. But if its bad? Its BAD! And the last thing I would want? Is more of it.

My guess is that even male dog’s perspective on bad sex is alot like Marc’s. And the female dog’s feeling is more in-line with mine. But at least I’ve never been thrown up on afterwards. Now THAT, my friends, is some SERIOUSLY bad sex.