If cheese is so constipating, why am I always buying toilet paper?
Some households go through milk like crazy. Some households go through an amazing amount of bread or pancake mix or paper towels or fruit. Heck, many households go through vast quanities of all of these things.
But not us. We go through massive amounts of toilet paper. And cheese.
I really don’t understand. If cheese is so constipating, then why am I always buying toilet paper?
I guess this just means we’re a cheezy family that’s full of shit. Course this is no surprise to anyone who knows us.
Undercover Angel on 24 Mar 2007 at 4:36 pm #
I know what you mean. My kids are always eating cheese, but it doesn’t seem to be cutting down on their bathroom habits in the least…
Izzy on 24 Mar 2007 at 4:40 pm #
You know, I’ve had the same train of thought, except with milk and cheese. We go through ungodly amounts of both in this household and yet, someone is always stinking up the bathroom or a diaper. How? Why?
Pendullum on 24 Mar 2007 at 6:16 pm #
Cheese, toilet paper and blood sausage…
You are painting such a pretty picutre of domesticity in the past few entries…
Shelly Franz on 24 Mar 2007 at 8:55 pm #
ROFLMAO!! Sorry, the first thing that comes to my mind is: Is it orange?
scribbit on 24 Mar 2007 at 9:50 pm #
Has anyone yet used the phrase you just need to “cut the cheese” from the diet that is. Okay crude and stupid I know, but I live with three males.
carrie on 24 Mar 2007 at 10:20 pm #
Point taken.
Carrie
Linlee on 25 Mar 2007 at 12:38 am #
OMG! I feel like I buy toilet paper every freakin weekend! There are only 2 of us!!!
something blue on 25 Mar 2007 at 7:24 am #
It’s one of life’s more ironic tales. I think cheese just causes more strain, but it’s so worth it.
mamatulip on 25 Mar 2007 at 5:56 pm #
LOL! Good question, my friend.
Tuesday Girl on 25 Mar 2007 at 8:24 pm #
We go through tons of toilet paper here and we would go through a lot of cheese but I refrain from buying it.
My colon thanks me.
Oh, The Joys on 25 Mar 2007 at 11:11 pm #
At our house it is milk and toothpaste. Where is all that toothpaste going?
That Chick Over There on 25 Mar 2007 at 11:28 pm #
Oh my Bob in Heaven, us too! And RICE! Rice is also binding! But it doesn’t stop the three people I live with from constant pooping!
What is UP with that?
Sarah on 26 Mar 2007 at 12:07 am #
This is TOO funny! Great question!
Reba on 26 Mar 2007 at 12:33 pm #
My son won’t eat cheese, but he does shit alot. We go through alot of bread. My son would die if he had to go on a no carbs diet.
Jenn on 26 Mar 2007 at 2:41 pm #
Toilet paper is the one thing we don’t go through a lot of in our house. And three of us are girls.
There is something to be said about a family who are all pretty regular…and do that business at school or work! Saves me toilet paper and Stick-ups.
reformattingmybrain on 26 Mar 2007 at 3:50 pm #
Hilarious! We go thru cheese, plum juice
and toilet paper!
Brown Eyed Girl on 26 Mar 2007 at 3:52 pm #
Lisa how is it that sometimes..you say the perfect thing, just when I needed it.
Eau'Flynn on 26 Mar 2007 at 4:55 pm #
Toilet paper and bread in our house! Going broke buying the expensive soft TP but alas we’re worth it!
dodo on 26 Mar 2007 at 9:03 pm #
we’re always running out of milk. although i’m not sure we would if we didn’t have a store right one the corner. we always seem to have run out of the one thing i saw in the fridge/cupboard a couple of days ago and now really fancy
Jenny on 27 Mar 2007 at 12:49 am #
If you’d stop storing all your cheese in toilet paper this wouldn’t be a problem.
LiveLee on 27 Mar 2007 at 1:17 am #
mine won’t eat cheese…but she can poop with the best of them. (and now she’s giggling because Mama said ‘poop’)
Jacquie on 27 Mar 2007 at 6:05 am #
We go thru TP in our house like crazy too. I think my DH eats the stuff when he is gracing the throne.
I actually heard the roll rolling one day when he was in there and I though holy crap is he wiping for the neighborhood??
Chris on 27 Mar 2007 at 1:34 pm #
ROFLMAO. We go through Toilet Paper and coffee creamer
But the coffee creamer is just me. HA HA.