Archive for June, 2007

Money well spent


This is how I look these days. I like the long hair but frankly, I’m lazy. So being that I’ve gotten tired of wearing a pony tail and (looking like the back end of a horse) I’ve been scouring the haircuts of TheHairstyler.Com for a new look.

This is totally fun. Very different. No one would guess I’m a suburban mom with THIS look. But still… There’s alot of work to achieving this look. Honestly? Its work I’m not willing to do.

Thanks to Lenny Kravitz, I can see that I would TOTALLY ROCK this look… IF I was a black man. (Who knew I’d look so HAWT with dreadlocks?) But that beard? Hmmm. Still too much work to maintain.


We’re getting closer. The hair is shorter at least. But the beard? Well, it WOULD help me land my dream job of becoming the bearded lady at the circus.

But I’m pretty confident that if I had any sort of facial hair whatsoever, I’d never get laid again.
Ok. I think we’ve got a winner with this cut. What do you think?

P.S. This was the best $4.95 I’ve ever spent! You can try men’s, or women’s haircuts and even see what you’d look like with celebrity hair for an entire month! Oh and don’t forget to toy with the vast array of goatees, mustaches and beards available. I laughed so hard I was crying. Now to take a photo of my son or husband and mess with that. Photos, depending upon results, may follow.

Hide and freak

When our son Seth saw the Jurassic park-themed playarea in Orlando Florida’s Islands of Adventure, he stood in awe with eyes wide, mouth agape, mesmerized by the size and sheer coolness of the netted wonderland. There were various levels and climbing areas, little nooks, bridges, stairs, and water guns — a five-year-old boy’s version of heaven. He burst forth excited to explore the new terrain. My husband Marc ran after him as I took photos of the two.

After wandering around, I saw a boy of 8ish. He was calling out for his mom with the woeful tone of a lost kitten. He looked at me and burst into tears. After helping him find his mom, (which took about 10 minutes) I went back to find Marc.

I heard him call my name. As I ran into him, he asked, “Have you seen Seth?”

“No,” I said dumbly. “I thought he was with you.”

I soon realized the whole time I was trying to find this child’s parents, my own son was missing.

We started our search — both calling out Seth’s name. I stayed calm. I found the highest point in the castle-type playarea. I looked around. I couldn’t find him. I kept yelling out his name, “Seth. Seth. Seeeettttthhhh.” It was a big playland. I searched a new area. And then another. And then another. At one point, I saw Marc on the level directly under me.

“Have you found him yet,” I asked.

Marc’s stricken expression spoke volumes.

While Marc checked out another area, I searched near the entrance. I climbed more ropey-type areas, looked in more little cubby areas, all the while bleating out my little boy’s name.

At one point, I saw my husband walking on a sidewalk. Alone. This is when I lost it. An image of our smiling little boy with the word “Missing” across the top came to mind. High profile missing children cases inundated my memory. I started bawling. I started trying to ask people if they had seen a little blond boy with an orange shirt. But I was crying so hard I couldn’t even speak. I started thinking, “at this moment, there might be a strange man trying to direct my child through the crowds and out of this park with plans to rape and kill him.”

At some point, I got myself together enough to find a park attendant and report my son missing. He couldn’t leave his station so I had to wait a few minutes for another worker one to show up. When I told the second attendant my son was missing he said, “I just helped find a little boy who matches your description. His dad ended up finding him.”

He walked with me to where Seth and my husband stood. There, I knelt down next to Seth and was overwhelmed with big, heavy sobs. Seth’s expression was a mixture of confusion and horror.

The boy had made a fast friend while climbing. They decided to hide in a little nook — a space Marc and I had both passed countless times in our search. The boys didn’t even know they were missing. To them, it was a fun game of hide and seek — especially when they could hear one of us yelling, “Seth”.

While rounding a corner, Marc noticed a small foot sticking out of a little hidey-hole. That foot belonged to Seth’s new friend.

As the three of us left the playland, a dad who must have been watching the unfolding drama saw that we had found our child.

“You found him,” he said giving us two thumbs up.

“Yes,” I said with a sigh. “We did.”

Islands of Adventure has a plethora of restaurants that serve liquor. We soon found one such place. Marc ordered me a stiff drink to take the edge off. And then I had another. We had a long talk with Seth. I don’t think he fully understood the talk. And I’m sure he won’t understand the depths of the fear we faced until he has children of his own.

By the end of that second drink, I felt I could face the public again (at least without bursting into sobs). So we enjoyed some rides in the Dr Seuss section then went back to the hotel.

My child was only gone for a few minutes. And it was horrible. I can’t imagine the hell and anguish parents of missing children experience. My heart is with them even more so than what it was before.

And say what you will about those child leashes… I don’t know… These days they are sounding pretty darn good. And when he outgrows that, I may or may not, have some sort of gps tracker implanted into his skin.

Life lessons in Orlando

Marc had a tech conference in Orlando last week so the boy and I tagged along. New sites, sounds and smells and tastes! We figured it would be great “bunny brain food”.

A happy occurence is that our former hydrophobe grew more comfortable in the water. By the end of the trip, he was actually swimming. Real swimming! As in underwater and without floaties or goggles even! The other cool thing? Due to some ill-behaved critters at the hotel pool, Seth learned a valuable life lesson. And he actually “grew a pair”.

When a slightly older boy knocked our gentle-natured son over then snatched his water gun, Seth stood dumbfounded. When the boy started squirting Seth in the eyes, he cried. I intervened at that point with stern words for this child along with some finger wagging thrown in for good measure. (The child blankly stared at me while his mother gave me the stink eye. I was so pissed and full of PMS I was almost hoping she’d say something to me. I was ready to let her have it! And that’s really rare for me.)

At lunch, Marc and I had a little talk with Seth about how to handle that situation on his own. And the next time something like that happened, Seth politely asked the (much older) child to stop his antics. When the kid didn’t, Seth made eye contact, raised his voice and steadily replied, “I said, STOP IT.” The surprised kid obliged. I was floored. YEAY SETH! He held his own against a kid (at least) three years older.

Until that moment, I had no idea he could reproduce that “You WILL do as I say” tone — a trait he’s inherited from his father and paternal grandfather. The tone is not mean, angry or aggressive but unmistakable and obviously commanding. This tone (used only when both men feel forced) has served Marc and his dad well in their careers and parenting journeys. So I’m eager to see if, when and how Seth will use this little gem in the future. (He better not think he can use that with his mama!)

I’m proud of Seth yet envious. I spent many childhood years being teased and tormented. I was an easy mark for bullies because I was taught to just roll over — to ALLOW people to treat me that way. As an adult, I don’t hesitate to stand up for my child, friends or family. But I still haven’t really learned to “grow a pair” for myself — at least not in a productive way. But I’m so happy Seth has. He’s still in the beginning of his life journey. And that assertiveness is a life skill that will serve him well.

Vaccinated (A PBN Review)

Today, during Seth’s well-child check up, he received three vaccinations that give him the luxury of never having to experience illnesses like measles, mumps, chicken pox, and polio. Because of this book, I know exactly who I have to thank for that…

Read more about Vaccinated by Paul A. Offit, MD on at Midwestern Mommy Reviews. (A Parentblogger Network Review.)

On my mind Mondays

Updated to add: Cagey had a great idea! If you read a post that makes you think or laugh, e-mail me at motherofbun at yahoo dot com and it will be listed at “On My Mind Mondays”

There are alot of amazing, strong, wonderful women (and men) who blog. And although I haven’t met that many bloggers in real life, your stories and insights have touched me in so many ways.

Like when I see a Dairy Queen Blizzard or a Peanuts cartoon, I think of Isabel.

Or see a squirrel or hear about Michigan, I think of Hollow Squirrel.

When I see a tulip, I wonder how Mama Tulip is doing these days too. When she was moving, I’d often wonder how she was doing when I’d see a moving van.

And when I see a park ranger? And roosters? I think of Jess of Oh the Joys .

When I go to Target or go walking, I think of Kristie (aka) Slackermommy, (she has relatives who live in a subdivision I typically stroll through).

And lately, pastel pink reminds me of Linlee. She’s about to have her baby! Course I also think of her when I see a sign for “The Melting Pot” and Westport Plaza.

Oh and seeing hot neighbor (and Bunko babe) Barb, makes me immediately think of new friend, Rebecca from Prologos. (She used to babsit for Barb’s kids years ago. And I can’t wait to meet her soon.)

And is it wierd to think of Reba and Sarah when I see wedding cake? (And all week I’ve been wondering how Jennster’s wedding went. Am DYING TO HEAR DETAILS JENN!)

So I thought I’d start doing a weekly post about the people I’m thinking of — whether its in regards to a recent post or just some wierd thing I associate with them. You all touch my lives in so many ways. You make so many moments brighter and lovelier.

P.S. Oh and I think of Nancy and her sis, Amy, every day. To help them D’feet ALS, click here.

Attention St. Louis Bloggers

Anyone up for a night to discuss blogs and stuff? Just wondering if anyone would want to meet up prior and carpool. Or meet up the the place and sit together?

Hope everyone is well. The hubby, boy and I are in Orlando. Marc has a conference here so Seth and I tagged along. We plan to be back soon.

I am missing you all and am dying to read what’s going on in your lives. Plan to catch up this weekend!

Take care.

I got your tickets to the gun show RIGHT HERE!

During a recent get together with some St. Louis blogging babes, Reba talked about her honey’s love of man crafts. Yes, man crafts.

You know those deer heads people like to mount on their walls? Man crafts. Or how about those dead animals that are posed then stuffed? Man crafts.

My dad is one of the finest man crafters in the bi-state area. Guess what he makes? Knives. Yes. Custom hunting knives. (This may be the only remotely interesting thing about me.)
From pocket knives to swords and everything in between, dad’s been making knives since I was a wee, tow-headed lass. When high school boyfriends would pick me up for a date, my dad would take the boy to the shed to show off the ginormous, already sharpened ones. (Now that I think about it, I never had any problem with handsy dates after that. Pauses to think. I always thought it was because I must have excreted some sort of sexual repellent. Hmmm. Maybe it was the knives?)
He even sells them at gun shows. And yes, I’ve been to a few. (Come on. What ‘tween-age girl hasn’t?)
His clientele varies from celebrities to ordinary joes who just like to hunt. His knives have even been featured in knifemaking magazines.
Every now and again dad will hear about how an original buyer has sold one of his knives. At first he was upset.
“WHY did he sell that knife? What’s wrong with it?” he’d ask. When he learned sellers were turning a profit, he didn’t know whether to be offended or flattered. Now he knows — his knives have increased in value over the years. His reputation is as solid and shiny as the finished product.
I once joked, “Wow dad, since your knives increase in value as you age, imagine how much they’ll be worth once you’re dead!”
He didn’t like that comment. Surprising. As my often tasteless, warped sense of humor? Is totally from him… (And my ornery streak too.)
I like to razz my dad about alot of things. But I’m happy that he has a productive and creative outlet for his energies. He has a passion for his hobby. And it brings him an immense amount of fullfillment and joy. Kinda like me and the blogging…
Hmmm. Maybe the apple doesn’t fall so far from the tree?
P.S. If I start making comments like, “I feel like I just gave birth!” after a bowel movement or you see my head bob up and down while I watch some busty girl on tv run, I then have become TOO MUCH like my dad. In that case, you have my permission to beat me.

Bunny Birthday

He inspires and enchants.

He mesmerizes and entertains.

He giggles. He wiggles.

He kisses and hugs.

He learns and loves.

He plays and pretends.

He sings and dances.

He roars. He snores.

And he touches the heart of everyone he encounters.

Happy 5th Birthday most precious boy. You are dearly loved by many.

True Blue is good for you!

When the marketeers of True Blue Blueberry juice asked me to try their product, I was excited. I love blueberries! But “the boy”? Not so keen on the taste.

But what did he think of True Blue juice? In one word, “Yummy”.

According to True Blue’s website, “each glass of TrueBlue contains as much juice as 1/2 cup fresh blueberries. TrueBlue has 25% fewer calories per serving.” The juice is lightly sweetened with cane sugar — not high fructose corn syrup which is linked to obesity.

Since we received several 64 ounce bottles of True Blue Blueberry juice, we decided to share the wealth. Overall, the product was well received. Here are a few thoughts from busy moms.

“I thought the juice had a nice blend of flavors…the blueberry taste wasn’t overwhelming and wasn’t sugary. I thought it was refreshing and didn’t leave an aftertaste, which I find with some juices.”Bunko Babe Stacey.

“Product taste was good however my kids continue to ask for apple juice since it is such a staple item; I (mommy) drank the blueberry juice. Boys seemed to enjoy it if I gave it to them without offering a choice of apple juice. “Bunko babe Traci.

“My kids loved it. This was a big treat for them. I rarely let them have juice or soda because that’s too much sugar.” — my sister Linda.

Seth really loved the juice. In fact, he asks for the “yummy purple juice” several times a week. But he’s not the only fan in our home. I joked with a few people about how I liked the juice so much, I’d love to create a cocktail using this juice. But in perusing the website, I see someone is one step ahead of me.

True Blue Blueberry juice is currently in Dillon, Krogers and Shop and Save in Missouri. Suggested retail price is $3.99 for a 64oz bottle. But if you go to this website, you can get a $1.00 off coupon!

Give the boy a boob!

A few weeks ago Seth and I met up with Marc at his office. Since we were 10 minutes from The Loop, we headed to our favorite Lebanese restaurant, Saleem’s.

As usual, Saleem’s was quite yummy. Afterwards, we got some ice cream and walked around a bit.

This sculpture of a woman sits in front of a pottery-type place. (I don’t know the name of this piece.) But before we could say, “No climbing on the sculpture!” Seth was several steps into scaling the statue. Of course, he had to grapple onto SOMETHING to hoist himself up.

I would like to think this grabbing behavior was the result to the subsequent sugar high. But its probably more about the fact that some men can’t resist big ole’ boobies — even if the lure is a subconscious one and the boobs are made out of metal.

New design coming… Soon-ish

Midwestern Mommy will have a whole new look… Soon-ish.

The very talented Nicole, who’s brilliant, sassy, funny, and super cool (and also my sister-in-law) is redesigning the site. Can’t wait for ya’ll to see it.

Auntie Nic is a very creative, artistic chickie. The last time she came for a visit, (from Very Far, USA) she sat with Seth making all sorts of things out of Play-doh. (She even made a big blue blob and chased him around the house with it — much to his delight.) So if she can make things this cool out of Play-doh, you’d better believe she’s a graphic design goddess too. (Oh yeah. She knows how to smack HTML on its ass and tell it what’s what.) So stay tuned. The new design might not happen tomorrow or this weekend. But it is in the works. Soon-ish.

Kid Catcher 2000

One double Slip-n-slide. One engineer. One steep backyard hill. One trip to Lowes. And one (very fun) idea.

Marc calls this little construction project the “Kid Catcher 2000.” Patent Pending.

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