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Saturday we did what most people do while at Target — we went in for two items but bought a bunch of crap we really don’t need and emerged an hour later $100 lighter. (And I STILL managed to forget one of the items I came for. So we did a rinse and repeat on Sunday. Oy! My aching credit card!)

The stand-out purchase on Saturday? A box of boogers.

Yes, that’s right. We ambled past the Halloween section. Seth (aka “the enabler”) insisted that looking for a costume was as crucial for his survival as breathing and Cheez-Its. (He wants to be a knight — this week anyway. Still need to find a queen costume for the dog. Cause how freaking funny would THAT be?)  And of course, we stumbled onto this smallish, gouhly-green box.

 I asked Seth, “do you know what this is?” Of course he said, “No.” We sounded out the words until he figured it out.

“So… Do you want a box of boogers,” I asked. A woman next to us laughed out loud.

“No,” was Seth’s stunned reply.

“Ok,” I said. We started leaving. And then he freaked out.

“I WANT THE BOX OF BOOGERS!”

I think the whole store heard that one. We bought them.

Some are green. Some are yellow. I admit, I ate a booger. Not bad. Tangy even. Highly recommend the “Snotermellon.”

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