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It is a beautiful, warm winter day. You’ve got about eight inches of snow melting in your backyard as well as a kid who’s finally feeling better from a stomach virus and needs to get outside. What do you do?

Of course you try to make a snowman. But then you soon remember that your snowman making skills? Utterly suck. Especially after you realize that what you’re actually crafting looks more like a snow penis. And a lumpy one at that.

You have NO IDEA how tempted I was to make the base of that penis resemble a nut-sack more so than what it already does. And because of this snow penis I also have an overwhelming temptation to create a story about the Christmas miracle of the snow penis (you know, rising for just a few days, strong and hard, until it melts away to mush.)

But this is a FAMILY neighborhood and (a somewhat family) website. So adornments were put upon the snow penis.

And to those guys working on my neighbor’s basement? I HEARD YOU LAUGHING AT MY SNOW PENIS!

The hubby thinks the snow penis should be named “Peter”. What do YOU think?

P.S. Do you show your love through food? (I know I do.) Hop over here to read a review on a book that’s going to give you a plethora of tips, tricks, recipes and ideas. Just in time for the holidays!