Lessons Learned on a Girls’ Nite Out
Last night a bunch of us girls went to the Alton Belle to see these guys.
How was the night? Let’s put it this way… None of us have to worry about taking calcium supplements for awhile — in a few short hours, we got enough CHEESE to last us at least twelve months.
Being that I despise casinos and these sorts of shows, I wasn’t originally going to go. But at the last minute I realized that this sort of opportunity makes for blogging gold people, GOLD!
The highlights:The nine chicks I was with were alot of fun and feeling pretty sassy. If you happened to be at the show? I was with the rowdy wimmins who kept chanting, “Take off your pants! Take off your pants!”
Note to the Chippendales:We paid $21 a ticket. Less crappy dancing! Less singing from that one guy who thinks he can sing! And less lip-syncing. MORE TROU DROPPING. There was one time you all actually dropped your drawers. And then you turned around so we could only see your (covered) butts. TURN AROUND NEXT TIME. The women are there to see what kind of heat you’re all packing. Why do you think there were a bunch of chicks shouting, “take off your pants!”
Second note to Chippendales:You’ve underestimate us women. It is totally fine to not be 6 feet tall. Wearing Tom Cruise shoes (the kind with soles that are at least three inches thick) doesn’t make you look taller. It makes you look like a dweeb. Plus, we are women. Who told you we wouldn’t notice your stupid shoes?
So funny, yet incredibly gross moment: Watching these guys stick their faces in womens’ crotches. And they didn’t discriminate. They were even seen on the balcony level sticking their faces in the crotches of women far, far beyond the age of 65.
What I learned: Even women far, far beyond the age of 65 like having the face of an oily beau-hunk up against their crotch.
What I also learned: Apparently to these guys? A dollar’s a dollar, no matter WHO it comes from. Ick.
New business idea of the night: While a few of us were waiting in line for beers, two of the girls in our group got to talking. If they owned a bar, what would it be called? “The Fun Hole” of course.
To sum up the evening? Mixing booze with oily “cheese” should be tried once. But odds are, you probably won’t want to repeat the experience. But if you find yourself in such a situation, grin and bear it, then blog about it!
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By Alissa, January 13, 2008 @ 1:28 am
I think perhaps I’d go for blog fodder, but it really doesn’t sound like my sort of thing. I imagine, however, going with a group of crazy girls makes it alot more fun!
By Ree, January 13, 2008 @ 1:34 am
Sounds like a fun time. I could use some blog fodder. Can I come next time?
By abunslife, January 13, 2008 @ 4:53 am
Hmmmm. Perhaps if I was really tipsy and with some of my favorite girlfriends that would be fun, but the lift shoes would really turn me off. BTW, I’m tipsy now, and thinking about it……my husband barely gets any face time down there, not sure if an oily beau-hunk is going too.
Are we still on for next Friday?
By flutter, January 13, 2008 @ 5:22 am
mmmmm oily cheese.
By Zookeeper, January 13, 2008 @ 3:48 pm
I’m glad you had a fun time. You are right that there are some things you have to experience at least once. And that’s usually all you’ll ever need. Oily cheese…ha!
By Heidi, January 13, 2008 @ 4:05 pm
LOL! Sounds like an interesting night out!! Lots of lessons learned…some you perhaps could have done without?!
Heidi
By Lisa, January 13, 2008 @ 9:31 pm
Oh dear…to be a fly on the wall…too funny! Blogging gold wuz right!
By Mrs. Chicky, January 14, 2008 @ 1:11 am
That’s it, I’m moving to St. Louis. You guys have too much fun. You need to spread that fun around.
By FunnyGal KAT, January 14, 2008 @ 12:50 pm
I’m glad I’m not the only one who sometimes does things just for the opportunity to blog about it.
Never done the oily dancing men thing, but, um, at least you got a story out of it!
By Amber, January 14, 2008 @ 2:51 pm
I think that is one of those evenings where heavy drinking would come in handy.
But here’s to some [no-so] quality GIRL BONDING!!!!!
By Nap Warden, January 14, 2008 @ 3:32 pm
So out of my comfort zone with this one…I’ll wait for an invite, then let you know if I have the nerve to go;)
By Alexandra, January 14, 2008 @ 4:58 pm
I hate male dancers! They’re so cheesy!!! I’ve gone for bachelorette parties and stuff like that. I think it’s pathetic that women my mom’s age and older act so foolishly! haha!!! Oh well, what happens in the strip club stays at the strip club!
By slackermommy, January 14, 2008 @ 5:53 pm
Your commentary here is far more entertaining than watching gay men sniff crotches.
I’m going to try to make the get together Friday. I keep forgetting to ask Pat what time his game is. I can only handle one weekend at a time otherwise I get overwhelmed!
By Farrell, January 14, 2008 @ 6:06 pm
SHUT UP! And you didn’t invite me!?!
By Farrell, January 14, 2008 @ 6:08 pm
I mean, for the entertainment/blogging opportunities only. Of course.
By Dana, January 14, 2008 @ 10:00 pm
I cannot deal with shiny men and their man oil. However, if someone resurrected Chris Farley and had him do his SNL skit on stage I’d be there.
By Carrie, January 15, 2008 @ 5:24 am
I saw them when I was 15, in Honolulu — one could make a lot of money selling deodorant to those guys! They reeked!
Ah, lesson learned, I guess - haven’t seen them since!
By Linda, January 15, 2008 @ 1:18 pm
What, no photos?
By Susan, January 15, 2008 @ 4:25 pm
Hey, you were in my neck of the woods last night! Being as I indirectly work for Alton Belle I probably could have caught the show for free. Nah - no desire to see gay men put their faces into old women’s crotches. Eww! But it sure sounds like you all had a blast and that’s what is important. Hopefully all that oily cheese has the opposite effect it usually has (out than in).
By Marriage-101, January 16, 2008 @ 6:08 pm
Ugh! I wish I would’ve known! I would’ve been there, with bells on!
By Foggy City Mommy, January 18, 2008 @ 6:33 am
yep. did that in vegas. ever gotten a lap dance before? yikes!
By Isabel, January 18, 2008 @ 4:07 pm
“A dollars a dollar”…that is a sad life for them. GROSS.
(I kid. Pretty much my life has that same motto.)