For sale: Upholstered Who-hoo
Apparently some art school student is selling off her school project on Craigslist. Wow. Craigslist really DOES have everything. (To see various pics go HERE.) Here’s the ad write-up. Don’t know if she’s found a buyer.
“For Sale - beautiful pink “vagina couch” that I made in art school and no longer have space for. The couch is large: measures 5′ 3 long, 3′ 3 wide at the middle, and stands 2′ 3 tall (and is heavy like a couch). The pics are from my portfolio and are several years old; as a result, the couch has some scuffmarks and stains around the bottom from being moved, but otherwise is in excellent shape. A professional upholsterer helped me build the couch, so it is also functional and durable as a piece of furniture. The couch must be picked up in Mendocino, a 3-hour drive north of SF. I am asking for $600 and a loving home!”
Wow, that vagina couch would go GREAT in our living room. Now, to find a penis-shaped entertainment center and end tables shaped like testicles! (I would buy it just to make my parents and siblings squirm.) But alas, San Fran is a bit too far… (Maybe Fog City Mommy will buy it? Suebob, are you a few hour’s drive away? What about you? heehee.)
I can’t wait to hear what everyone has to say on this! No pressure er nothin’.
christina_the_wench on 18 Jan 2008 at 7:04 pm #
I’m an artsy fartsy-kind of chick, but that is beyond me. Some frat house will likely inherit it.
Alexandra on 18 Jan 2008 at 7:41 pm #
OMG, I LOVE LOVE LOVE craigslist!!! That is hilarious. The crap people sell on there! I mean, some stuff is great. I bought my dining room table/chairs on CL. I have also sold some stuff on CL. But seriously… some of the stuff if JUNK!!
But that was PDF! (pretty damn funny)
Lisa on 18 Jan 2008 at 8:52 pm #
Oh dear! Um…oh dear! What a conversation piece! I was watching Nate Berkus on Oprah and he said your decoration style should resemble you. I would NOT want to see what this person really looks like!!
mamatulip on 18 Jan 2008 at 9:27 pm #
Oh dear lord, I have seen it all.
Linlee on 18 Jan 2008 at 9:57 pm #
It’s official. Craiglist has EVERYTHING!
Kristin on 19 Jan 2008 at 12:31 am #
Skeevey. Especially the stain part.
debra on 19 Jan 2008 at 1:46 am #
Ha! If I hated my sister, I would send that link to my little niece who feels she must own every pink thing in the world…and have my sister try to explain to her why she can’t have it.
Linda on 19 Jan 2008 at 3:38 am #
If this was her school project, I want to know what the assignment was!
Suebob on 19 Jan 2008 at 3:56 am #
That is SO a SF student art project. Love it!
flutter on 19 Jan 2008 at 4:37 am #
Dude, I would feel SO DIRTY sitting on that couch!
Alissa on 19 Jan 2008 at 1:40 pm #
Well, with the person sitting in it I think it looks kinda like a hot dog…
Ree on 19 Jan 2008 at 10:24 pm #
It looks like it would be warm and snuggly. and look! a built-in pillow!
snirk
Mrs. Chicky on 19 Jan 2008 at 10:26 pm #
I so need one of those. Mainly because mine will be in poor shape in about four months.
Nap Warden on 19 Jan 2008 at 11:17 pm #
I am scared of it!
Oh, The Joys on 20 Jan 2008 at 1:59 am #
I saw that thing! Uh-yeah. I’m thinking your living room, not mine. Heh.
VirtualSprite on 20 Jan 2008 at 2:51 am #
Here I thought I was all sophisticated because I performed in a production of the Vagina Monologues when I was pregnant. But I gotta say, I’ve never thought to craft one for use as a sofa. Wow.
Pattie on 20 Jan 2008 at 11:15 am #
Hmmm….that sofa could come in handy for those nights I have a headache.
Julie on 20 Jan 2008 at 8:24 pm #
Maybe a women with a lot of cats will buy it. A couch for her pussies?
Sugared Harpy on 21 Jan 2008 at 8:03 pm #
Oh my, that looks so comfy. I would feel only SLIGHTLY odd snuggling up in there, but I would do it. And watch tv.
I wonder if I could shimmy down in it and balance a bowl of ice cream on the uh, (lip) edge.
Her Bad Mother on 22 Jan 2008 at 7:43 pm #
Every house needs a vagina couch, doesn’t it? And a nutsack ottoman, just to balance things out.
Emily on 22 Feb 2008 at 3:59 am #
Linda, the couch was a final project–the student got to choose a topic to explore and was expected to produce a piece of artwork and 1-2 papers that covered historical and scientific topics related to the chosen topic.