Comments on: Word to da motha

By: Anne

Anne — Wed, 06 Feb 2008 13:48:14 +0000

Die Germs, Die! Now that’s the right approach. Everybody gets to have fun and you don’t have to clean up!

By: nan

nan — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 21:55:54 +0000

This just cracked me up! Hi, I just hopped over from Wacky Mommy. I have boys, and a couple of months ago I did a toilet-cleaning tutorial for them. “THIS! Is a toilet brush! HERE’S how you open the childproof cap on the harpic! THIS is cool spray stuff for killing germs! Use THIS for wiping up!”

They said “why won’t you clean it for us?” and I told them that I? Do not pee on the floor! After some practice, all three boys have become really good at toilet cleaning, AND they are more mindful of their sprays! They go in there and spray cleaner about with full battle sound effects, “DIE, GERMS, DIE! KACHOW!” and it is good.

By: Minnesota Matron

Minnesota Matron — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 14:48:38 +0000

Sooo true. Just wait, sister Midwesterner. You haven’t seen anything yet. My eleven-year old just (genuinely happened just this moment) informed me that he saved the world’s largest poop over (his) for me to “admire.” Showers? They may kill him as hygiene is tool his mother uses for torture. When I was pregnant with him, I cried when I found out I was having a boy and now I know why. Okay - -yes, he’s wild and amazing and I wouldn’t have any other oldest kid but this guy but he is indeed, all guy.

By: Anne

Anne — Thu, 31 Jan 2008 17:30:54 +0000

I don’t have a boy but I have lots of nephews and have heard the stories. My husband says that men are just dogs in clothes, so you’ll just have to do your best.

Extremely funny post.

By: becky

becky — Thu, 31 Jan 2008 15:22:10 +0000

lol i’ve heard about boys and their aim. all i have is hannah and so there is never any pee issues and shockingly enough, matt is a pretty good aimer! AND he puts the seat down!

By: Liz

Liz — Wed, 30 Jan 2008 21:53:22 +0000

Okay - I understand, having a boy and all - but, what if I told you that my daughter’s aim is much, much worse…all 3 of them!?!?

Grout is a BITCH to clean!

By: Lisa

Lisa — Wed, 30 Jan 2008 21:38:57 +0000

you forgot love notes! I get lots of ‘em!!

By: Zookeeper

Zookeeper — Wed, 30 Jan 2008 17:09:22 +0000

So true, so true. And, unfortunately, I DO have hardwood floors in my bathroom. Yuck!!

By: Ree

Ree — Wed, 30 Jan 2008 01:54:53 +0000

Yep. Even when they’re 16, driving, and the stank is 16 times as bad.

By: Julie

Julie — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 23:53:29 +0000

This is hilarious because our friends recently got their little boy to start crawling by putting the remote control JUST out of his reach. It worked!