A dog exerciser/entertainment center all in one!
See this? This, my friends, is more than a simple squirrel feeder. Because the pup loves to chase squirrels, this is what we call an “Abbeydog Exerciser2000″.
But its not just an Abbeydog Exerciser. Since we love to watch Abbey chase after those squirrels, (Sometimes you can see the “Oh Shit!” look in their eyes.) we also consider this product a “home entertainment system”. Who needs cable when you’ve got something like this to watch?
But its not just a dog exerciser/entertainment center. Can you see the little bungee? When the squirrel jumps on the chunk, it bounces! Add in a chasing dog and any squirrel can experience alittle Indiana Jones action for him/herself! Its like a thrilling-yet-tastey-yet bouncy adventure!
*Since Abbeydog is slowing down and she has to climb a steep hill to get to those squirrels, her likelihood of capturing one is nil. I can confidently say no squirrels will be harmed. Tho, if the little critters were wearing pants, there’d be a high probability of them wetting themselves. But then again, dignity is a small price to pay for some choice sunflower seeds or kernels of corn when you’re a squirrel.
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By abunslife, June 10, 2008 @ 2:25 pm
Why, in the hell, would you want to feed the squirrels? Whatever you do, don’t give this “gift” to Dana! hee hee!
By Pattie, June 10, 2008 @ 5:16 pm
Is this suppose to keep those critters away from the birdfeeders?
Maybe Abby can’t get to them fast enough, but watch out for Sneakashit and Little Sneakashit next door….you know how they are…..*LOL*
By Beth, June 10, 2008 @ 6:28 pm
I need to get one of these for my Dad! He shoots squirrels straight out of the kitchen window of their house (and yes, they live in a subdivision to boot). This will make his game a little more challenging.
By Lisa, June 11, 2008 @ 12:17 am
this is a youtube waiting to happen!
By Linlee, June 11, 2008 @ 1:55 am
That is too funny. It would drive Peyton bonkers! He clears whatever is in our yard the minute he gets one foot out the door.
By Kat, June 11, 2008 @ 2:01 am
OMG! My three year old would love this! We got him a bird feeder that says “boogedy boogedy” when there is a bird feeding. He is obsessed to say the least - as are our two cats! They too would luv da squirrel feeder!
By Susan, June 11, 2008 @ 6:10 pm
Now that is a riot! I can just imagine what PETA would have to say about that little gadget.
By VirtualSprite, June 11, 2008 @ 8:45 pm
What fun! I’m laughing so hard just imagining it!
By Traceytreasure, June 12, 2008 @ 2:40 am
I say fill her water bowl with coffee and let her catch a couple. I’m totally joking but that would be funny! You’d have to post pictures of the pure joy in Abbeydog’s eyes. I’m sorry I have a twisted sense of humor. You don’t have to publish this if you don’t want to! Just checking in on my favorite people today and I had to let you know how much I loved this post!! Hugs!
By mp, June 12, 2008 @ 9:57 pm
My dog doesn’t need anything to make him run in circles really really fast around the yard. Psycho
By jaelithe, June 12, 2008 @ 11:40 pm
Traceytreasure, I am a vegetarian, an environmentalist, and an animal-lover.
And I say, let the dog catch some damn squirrels. In fact, I’ll trap a few from my yard and bring ‘em over. The ones who keep eating holes in the lids of my trash cans, for instance.
That’s not cruelty. It’s the circle of life . . .
By Moogie, June 13, 2008 @ 1:10 pm
This is too funny. Have you ever gotten any of this on film? My dogs would love this!
By Alex Elliot, June 16, 2008 @ 12:30 pm
Forgot the dog, my kids would love watching it!